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    Henchmen
    Henchmen
    Henchmen
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    Henchmen

    By John Suetmeier

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    An action-comedy playing off the conventions of secret agent films such as The Bourne Identity and 007 series, Henchmen shows us to what lengths an average henchman is willing to go for himself and his comrades. Mike Mackie is your average henchman, spending his workdays as a peon under the villainous Demetrius Lyons (aka the Lion). Yet after Mike celebrates his tenth year, his buddy in crime, Wes Gast, discovers that average henchman life expectancies have dropped and that Mike is now ten years over his expiration date.

    This news sends Mike into a panicked campaign for reform. After Lyons denies pleas for improved henchman rights, Mike starts a union to get the supervillain’s attention. A lovely agent from Lyons’s intelligence department, Nina Summers, joins Mike as he and the union claw and fight for their rights. They gain heavy support through protests, propaganda videos produced by a local filmmaker, and sheer dumb luck.

    Will Mike's campaign be successful? Or will henchmen be forever relegated to the rank of secret-agent-cannon-fodder?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn Suetmeier
    Release dateNov 24, 2014
    ISBN9781311185372
    Henchmen
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    John Suetmeier

    An honors graduate in English Literature, John Suetmeier currently works in software quality assurance. He is a winner of the 2013 PAGE International Screenwriting Awards. He's worked as a producer, director, and writer on several shorts, but gets most of his enjoyment out of writing, his specialization in action and science fiction.

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