TJ and the Cats
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Hazel Hutchins
From her home in the mountain town of Canmore, Alberta, Hazel has written over forty books for children of all ages. She gives lively presentations at schools and libraries across Canada. For more information, visit www.hazelhutchins.net.
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TJ and the Cats - Hazel Hutchins
Chapter 1
My name is TJ Barnes and I don’t like cats.
I don’t like the way they stare. I don’t like the way they slink. I don’t like the way they race under your feet, slash without warning and wash their behinds in public. Cats give me the creeps.
If I’d remembered all these details when my grandmother phoned, it would have saved me a whole lot of trouble.
TJ,
said Gran, I’ve got a problem.
It was early Monday morning. Gran wasn’t supposed to be on the phone. She was supposed to be on a plane to Hawaii.
What happened?
I asked her. Was there a tidal wave? An earthquake? Did the plane get hijacked?
Gran had been looking forward to her trip to Hawaii forever.
Worse,
said Gran. I’m about to leave for the airport and my cat sitter has canceled. Can you fill in?
Sure,
I said, the words just flying out before I could stop them. Sure, I can help.
Thanks, TJ,
said Gran. I’ll send them right over by taxi.
An awful feeling slid along the little hairs on the back of my neck and trickled down the top of my spine.
Here?
I asked. You’re sending them over here?
My house is too far for you to come every day,
said Gran. "Keep them in your laundry room until they get used to the place. Thank you, thank you, TJ. Aloha."
Aloha,
I said, but Gran had already hung up.
I stared at the phone. What had I done? I thought I was agreeing to go over to Gran’s house to drop a few kibbles in a cat dish. I didn’t want all four cats to come and live at our place!
I picked up the phone and dialed Mom and Dad at the store. The line was busy. It was always busy these days. I hung up. I walked around in a circle.
My Gran was the world’s greatest grandmother. She could build models, fly kites, devise secret codes and open locks without a combination. She deserved to go to Hawaii.
I’d almost convinced myself that things were going to be okay when the taxi arrived. I went out to meet it. The driver was a mess. His eyes were wild. His shoulders were covered in cat hair. There were scratches all over his arms.
Watch out for little old ladies asking favors,
he said. And take this one into the house right away. It knows how to escape.
He handed me a carry-box painted with jungle vines. Out of a hole at the side curled a long, sharp claw and a tuft of black fur. The funny little chill trickled down my spine again. I remembered the name of Gran’s black cat. Killer.
I carried the box into the house and set it in the laundry room. I went back outside. The taxi driver was setting three more boxes and all sorts of cat gear on the sidewalk.
Yeowl. Meeowl. Hiss, said the boxes.
The driver shuddered with each howl.
She really is the world’s greatest grandmother,
I said.
She owns the world’s most miserable cats,
said the taxi driver. Aloha.
He jumped back in the cab and drove off. I stayed on the sidewalk with three howling cat boxes.
The first box was painted with swirls of color and silver stars. The name Cleo was painted over the door. Cleo had long fluffy hair all gray and white and salmon-colored. Gran thought she was the most beautiful cat in the world.
The second box was painted like the fun house at the fair. Kink said the name. He was the orange one with a bent tail. Gran called him a clown.
The last box was twice the size of the other two and had fancy gold paint. That had to be Maximilian the Emperor — Max for short.
Yeowl. Meeowl. Hiss.
I began to leapfrog the boxes and gear up the sidewalk to the house. Cleo and Kink howled all the way. Max got heavier. I’m sure he got heavier.
Just as I was nearing our side door, the neighbors’ dog got wind of what