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    Pale Shade of Paradise
    Pale Shade of Paradise
    Pale Shade of Paradise
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    Pale Shade of Paradise

    By Misty Rampart

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    Part fiction, part poetry, part anecdote, this new collection of erotic musings will seduce you with its wit, frankness and truth as well as entertain you. Insightful, bold and downright real, this body of work is a unique effort, taking a fearless but not-so-delicate look at intimate relationships.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMisty Rampart
    Release dateOct 1, 2014
    ISBN9781310279591
    Pale Shade of Paradise
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    Misty Rampart

    Misty Rampart is the author of Lady Lack: Poems and Mrs. John Heat, a novel, both available on Amazon.com. She is the ringleader at the erotic blog http://pinklitter.blogspot.com. She can be reached at mistyrampart@gmail.comIf you download any of my books please consider writing a review. Thank you. :)

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      Pale Shade of Paradise - Misty Rampart

      Pale Shade of Paradise

      Erotic Musings

      by Misty Rampart

      ©2014 Misty Rampart

      Smashwords edition

      Contact the author at mistyrampart@gmail.com

      or visit her website at http://mistyrampart.wix.com/home

      How to Make You Happy

      I know what I’m doing when I wake up in the morning and I still have these big tits and I slide on my pink silk panties with the black lace trim.

      I know what I’m doing when I turn the lever on the blinds and have my silhouette be the first thing you see in the morning sun.

      I know what I’m doing when I make a bad joke about you being gay if you don’t want to jump all over this shit and you’ll know that I know what I’m doing when I kiss you with already-brushed teeth, smile and reach for your cock which is already awake and only makes my job of bringing you off in my hand that much easier.

      You’ll know that I know what I’m doing and that’s why you stay with me, put out for clothes, dinner, hair, makeup, jewelry, cars, flowers, candy and whatever it is I happen to want that day.

      Because you’re smart enough to know that I know how to make you happy.

      Devoted

      "The girl is devoted, you tell me, married" in air quotes (not sure why).

      "Pledged to the attagirls," I

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