Poems From the Privy: or Outhouses of the Rich and Famous
By Gary Miller
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A set of poems probably in really crappy taste, Mr. Miller presents a collection of limericks and longer poems about privies he's known and such privies as he imagines historical figures would have used.
For example:
Sherlock Holmes, of the late nineteenth century,
Whose thinking was quick and sequentery,
Said: “The need for the shack
Which is standing out back
Is clearly, dear Watson, alimentary.”
Gary Miller
Gary Miller has written a weekly column for newspapers and regional magazines across much of the country for twenty years. His brief stories about hunting, fishing, the outdoors, and faith have resonated with readers, both young and old. His unique way of inserting faith and simple goodness into his articles has kept readers coming back year after year.
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