My Little Book of Big Bugbears

By P A Hayden

Do you ever think that there just aren't enough poetry books out there that focus on all the things in life that annoy you? Is there simply not enough material on the market that puts your complaints and pet peeves into rhyming verses to mock them? Well, look no further because here it is! You're welcome!
My Little Book of Big Bugbears is a short and extremely humorous poetry book about all those things we see and deal with in our daily lives, from work to the new generation of teenagers and their silly lingo! Enjoy and laugh along with P. A. Hayden with his fabulous nursery rhymes for grumpy grown-ups!

• Language: English
• Publisher: P A Hayden
• Release date: Sep 20, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310272455

Book preview

FOREWORD

I truly believe that if something really annoys you, I mean REALLY gets on your nerves then the answer is simple –

Make fun of it and smile you miserable buggers!!

THE LIST!

Other people, you know who you are!

The horror that is Monday mornings......

Lists.......yes I see the irony!

Shopping, ten poems or less.

Television – The good, the bad and the surgically enhanced.

Age and my many years experiencing it.

Me! No one is safe!

Pet Peeves – Yes I’m attacking the animals, with words only, don’t call the RSPCA.

My serious side. I have one!

The pages of positive. That’s right I said positive....what of it? Am I the only who hates it when things don’t end on a high?

Other people!

The Loud Speaker

He bellows out each word in tow,

The volume used is never low.

I ask you is there any need,

To make my eardrums thump and bleed?

The words echo for half an hour.

So loud we all start to cower.

A verse that makes a building shake,

Stop his chatter for our own sake!

To halt this we must stand our ground,

But all he can hear is his own sound.

We have little chance of getting through,

There‘s only one thing left to do.

It’s either this or it’s our ears,

WILL YOU SHUT UP PLEASE......cheers!

THE MUMBLER

The mumbler may,

Have words ready to say,

But they