Cageheads: Dojo Storm

By Blade T. Thunder

The guys are trying to drum up business for Wild Bill’s MMA gym, but it seems Kung Fu Tech has a laser-shooting death grip on the town’s martial arts scene. A failed peace offering leads to a crazy and horribly executed dojo storm. The guys put on a seminar in an attempt to apologize to the townspeople complete with cotton candy, a party ball keg, and a “pony”. It doesn’t go so well either.

WARNING: Rated R for offensive language and situations, crude humor, and general stupidity
This book-show series is something like the illegitimate love child of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Blue Mountain State. If you haven’t seen either of those shows and you like hilarious and mocking TV, stop reading right now and go watch them.

This book-show is really only for those who enjoy ridiculous comedy and have a sense of humor on par with a 15 year old. DO NOT read this if you are offended easily or place a high emphasis on the rampant 'political correctness' that is dominating much of our society.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Zac Robinson
• Release date: Aug 3, 2014
• ISBN: 9781501478574

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Reader Warning

Rated R for offensive language and situations, crude humor, and general stupidity

This book-show series is something like the illegitimate love child of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Blue Mountain State. If you haven’t seen either of those shows and you like hilarious and mocking TV, stop reading right now and go watch them.

Coach Bill is joined by up and coming fighters Jake, Sammy and Blaze, and the formerly homeless and very sexy Tina Love. The guys get into one dilemma after another. They are selfish and narcissistic and generally horrible people all the way around. They have no real redeeming qualities and they will make you feel better about yourself.

This book-show series is irreverent, raunchy and offensive to pretty much everybody, especially MMA fighters because it revolves around a bunch of total idiots who happen to fight. And yes, it is called the stupid made-up term of book-show because...screw you.

DO NOT read any of these book-shows if

You are easily offended

You plan on taking any of it seriously

You are offended by bad language or crude humor

You are grossed out by a wide array of bodily functions

You are a person with any real moral aptitude

If none of these apply to you, enjoy your time with Cage Heads and tell your friends that they should check it out as well.

Cageheads: Dojo Storm

Characters

Jake The Steak Drake – The Steak because he ‘brings the beef’ wink, wink. Jake is always down for a hot soccer mom.

Sammy The Stick Vasquez – He’s skinny and loves Chuck Liddell, for real, he LOVES Chuck. Tina isn’t so bad either.

Blaze – Dude needs a Xanax. He’s an emotional lightning rod who enjoys cotton candy from time to time and doesn’t know the difference between a donkey and a pony.

Coach Bill – He’s the leader? Seriously? This gym is probably screwed

Tina Love – She’s one hot-ass cole-slaw eating trash digger

Farmer Terri – Not a gay farmer, or maybe a gay farmer, or maybe not either?

Master Professor Bob – Creator of Kung Fu Tech. He might shoot lasers out of his dick.

Round One

Sunny day, small town downtown area with people out and about. Jake The Steak Drake and Sammy The Stick Vasquez stroll along a somewhat busy sidewalk, each