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    We Should Be More Like Fish: A Medieval Novella
    We Should Be More Like Fish: A Medieval Novella
    We Should Be More Like Fish: A Medieval Novella
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    We Should Be More Like Fish: A Medieval Novella

    By Dave Franklin

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    Sickened by man's barbarity, a medieval lord decides to conduct a bold experiment.

     

    This brutal tale can also be found in the dark fiction collection, Begin The Madness: The Straitjacket Blues Trilogy.

     

     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBaby Ice Dog Press
    Release dateJun 28, 2014
    ISBN9781501478185
    We Should Be More Like Fish: A Medieval Novella
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    Dave Franklin

    Dave Franklin is a Brit who lives Down Under. He has also written ten novels ranging from dark comedy and horror to crime and hardcore porn. His naughty work includes Looking for Sarah Jane Smith (2001), Begin the Madness: The Straitjacket Blues Trilogy (2014), The Muslim Zombies (2018) & Welcome to Wales, Girls: A Violent Odyssey of Pornographic Filth (2018).

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