Confessions from a Luxury Liner

By Timothy Lea

Would you like it in bed, Madam?

Another exclusive ebook reissue of the bestselling 70s sex comedy series.

Timmy and Sid need to get away from it all – so a cruise seems the perfect idea.

There are plenty of brave seafaring ladies there too, seeking a bit of something different… Janice and Anthea, who are looking for new types of after-dinner entertainment, Fatima, the belly-dancer, and the admiral’s wife, who had certainly found her sea legs…

Also Available in the Confessions… series:
CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANER
CONFESSIONS OF A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVER
CONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMAN
and many more!

• Language: English
• Publisher: HarperCollins UK
• Release date: Feb 27, 2014
• ISBN: 9780007549092

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