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‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.’ Ron Atkinson
When you’re done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wise-cracks.
No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.
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