Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?: 90 Years of Glorious Gaffes from the Duke
By Anon Anon
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With illustrations throughout, this is a laugh-out-loud funny tribute to the master of mis-speaking:
When accepting a figurine from a woman during a visit to Kenya he said: 'You are a woman aren't you?'
He asked a Scottish driving instructor how he 'kept the natives off the booze' long enough to get a licence.
In Cardiff he told children from the British Deaf Association, who were stood by a Caribbean steel band: 'If you're near that music it's no wonder you're deaf'.
'Still throwing spears?' - a question to an Aborigine during a visit to Australia.
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Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other? - Anon Anon
The Ambassador
As the UK’s longest-serving consort and the oldest serving spouse of a British monarch, Philip Duke of Edinburgh has done more than his fair share of diplomatic duty overseas. In his more than half a century as an HRH, the Duke has made official visits to China, Canada, Australia and Africa to name just a few and managed to leave teams of bemused and disgruntled locals in his wake around the world. Having travelled the globe as a naval officer in his time before acceding to his royal duty, you’d think the Duke would have the deft international touch of a seasoned traveller – fortunately for us, not a jot, and here’s a selection of some of the best clangers from his time abroad…
On an official visit to Abu Dhabi in 2010, the Duke was introduced to a group of British expats who had upped sticks to brave the blistering heat of the Gulf and begin a new life in the Emirate. Though himself born and bred outside of Britain the Duke was clearly bemused by their decision to abandon their homeland:
Are you running away from something?
he asked, incredulous.
In 2003, during a state visit to Nigeria the Duke was received by the then president Olusegun Obasanjo at an elaborate formal ceremony. Showing reverence to his royal guests, the president had turned out resplendent in his finest Agbada – a national dress made up of an intricately embroidered robe with long, billowing sleeves. The Duke, obviously confused by what he was seeing, was at a loss:
You look like you’re ready for bed!
Sometimes the Duke needs just one word to get across his uniquely damning verdict on something or somewhere. In 1986, it was China’s turn. A magnificent and ancient civilisation with almost 4,000 years of history and spread across an area of 9 million square kilometres, China at the time was home to the single largest population in human history and on the cusp of becoming the world’s second superpower. The Duke’s description:
Ghastly.
The Duke’s tour of China continued and he evidently couldn’t wait to clear off, apparently concerned that continued exposure could have a lasting, physical effect. And so it was that on the same trip he counselled a British student to be sure to book his return flight soon-ish:
If you stay here much longer, you’ll go home with slitty eyes.
And the Duke’s mood hadn’t improved by the time he had returned home to address a meeting of the WWF on the subject later that year. It was the Chinese people’s gastronomic sensibilities – or lack thereof – in particular at which he now took