The Belt Room
By Glenn Telfer
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A collection of poems inspired by a Scottish education in the ‘60’s.
1982: Time, Gentlemen, please. There will be no more belting of children. From now on they will be belting us!
The Glasgow poet considers the belting days. And in particular the connection between academic improvement and thrashing the living daylights out of children. He is well qualified to comment, having received well over 1000 rounds in his fairly average school career. (Think of a Vickers machine gun on a tripod and 4 boxes of ammo).
The final record of a pedagogic technique whose recipients are on life’s home run.
Glenn Telfer
I am now almost fully grown, being born in 1956 in working-class Glasgow, Scotland (from Kinning Park, Dennistoun and Ibrox, if you’re asking). The hammer and tongs, coal-powered world I grew up in is as gone as Troy, and with it the industrial working class that served it. What seemed so solid and forever, disappeared almost overnight and is rapidly becoming unknowable except through people like me. The hasty departure of a way of life and its replacement by globalized uncertainty is both the background to my life and the raw material of my art. Considering what’s gone, what’s here, what’s yet to come is what I’m about; itemising the bill of life through my writing. Other poets have explored this too, but none are as like the poet as he is himself. This is my special qualification. Imagine being able to write a book? Even when I was a wee boy throwing stones and playing street football I wanted to be a writer. And all the while I thought I was living my life backwards and sideways I was actually tracing a Celtic knotwork to here. Whatever the reason for this want, this writing may be the cure. May be is also maybe not.
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The Belt Room - Glenn Telfer
Red Coat, Black Shirt
the cut of the cloth and colour
scarlet enough to burn the eyes
brought distinction to
the wearer, but not alas
cheering crowds or covetous
looks the sort desired
it looked red iculous and
took courage to wear
this uniform nicked,
or more likely robbed, from
a Butlin’s employee last summer
covering a once white shirt shaded
by neglect like a shoe-rag
but, as she so often does,
Providence stepped in to
provide the compensating balance
of pride that matched his poverty
blow for blow until it mastered it
by fierceness
in his falling down Glasgow
tenement slum he was prickly
as a highland chieftain, with
the warrior skills to match
his forehead with a briefly
mocking face and finding
that his jacket, while wet
as a sod with the juice pumping
from Tony’s burst-asunder nose,
its colour proved a bloody camouflage
and was fit for the next class
without comment
while his better dressed
semi-conscious opponent
lay like a heap of red rags in
the corner of an abattoir
hardly aware that the reputation
of Butlins had been restored.
The Belt Room
Nothing?
You are wearing the wrong face
for doing nothing.
I’ll give you another face
that matches better.
Hands out!
Teaching by the example
frequently repeated at home
corralling their thoughts
blocking bad choices
at life’s daily crossroads
by a strip of leather.
Teaching manners especially
where ladies are concerned.
You are aware that you did
NOT hold the door open
for the fairer sex; hands out.
Believe me, Mr Munro,
you will pay more than
this in later life if the
tawse here cannot impress
on your mind the danger
of disrespecting women.
Teaching philosophy from the school
of sarcasm.
Teaching posture as a branch
of military discipline.
Teaching respect of institutions
like British Rail
to students and passengers alike
by belting the former on the platform
while on a school trip.
Pegging esteem at its right level
invariably but