To Lose & To Pretend
By Chris Cook
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The powerful first book by one of the nation's top younger poets. A graduate of the Iowa Writers' Workshop, Chris O. Cook's poetry "probes the apathy and alienation of his generation.... Startlingly honest, unafraid of humor, these poems force you to sit down and take notice."
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To Lose & To Pretend - Chris Cook
Table of Contents
Praise for To Lose & to Pretend
God as a Thing, or Whatever It Is
Velveteen Intestine
Admirable Fooling
Relatively Small Destroyer
The Trees Are Just Fine
I Summoned Am to Tourney
Beginning with a Line from Mitch Hedberg
Loud and Bored
For Oh! I Don’t Know How Long
One! One Poem! Ah, Ah, Ah!
Weneht
Hallowe’en 2004
Paris & Helen
Simony Says
Pretending You’ve Got a Sliver
Decades
Driving Around on the Roof
Lots of People Are Round
Pull the String
Freeze All the Candy
A Dream with a Cliff in It
Omigod It Was So Funny We Were Like Cracking Up
Good Loser, Nice Life
Light Comes on Slowly
A Blond Hair on a Black Shirt
It Has to Be Keeks So It Will Rhyme with Cheeks
A Real Yo-Yo
White Gets Underfoot
Will Run Like Rabbits for Food
Last Thanksgiving before Turning Twenty-Four
The World with the Ghost Lake
Mancy
Last Thanksgiving before Turning Twenty-Seven
About the Flower
How My Memory Got in My Pajamas
Fun for All, the Children Call
Non, Je Ne Joue Pas au Tennis
I Was Like, Don’t Waste Your Match
I Just Need a Few Things
Drum & Bass for Weird Andy
Dancing with a Mailman
5.1.189
Ending with a Line from the Victoria’s Secret Catalogue
Bio of Chris O Cook
God as a Thing, or Whatever It Is
Ever since I stopped believing in God
I’ve been pretending I was in a movie.
Early in the morning doesn’t feel like it in July,
with the empty beer cans storying the porch
& spent bottlerockets dry-humping the gutters.
Jobs are retarded. The hipster merch-girl at the midnight show
in black jeans & white heels argued that corsetiere refers
to the corset-wearer, not the maker. Maybe it’s the only thing
where the wearing is harder. Well, that & Poetry—
which means you’re a Poet too if you got this far.
You may already be feeling your organs start to shift.
Even though I can prove God has no gender
I’ll still fantasize about teachers for the rest of my life.
You run out of underwear fast when you help people move.
You find out what Poetry isn’t: You run through
the high-school diary, the college lecture, the grad-school puzzle—
then for a few years it feels like rain every Sunday.
There’s no article of men’s clothing that makes women horny by itself.
Poetry makes women horny but God doesn’t. Suck it, God.
When you move somewhere, you go to bars alone.
Velveteen Intestine
The flirtatiously smug empath with the bob near the papasan
took her time in late Summer comparing my soul to the age
when she’d wrap, to the light of one unshaded lamp, herself
in garbage sacks, pretending they were leather.
Parties are like involuntary debates over belief in talent.
It’s time I started dealing with the fact I won’t be famous.
When you see me, apologize. I’ll apologize back.
Faith is the easiest thing in the world
not to have, so cut it out already. Get to the point
where the language eclipses the grating like rising dough;
where the Poem is a grey cat that acts like it wants to be petted
but doesn’t. Gangster-flip an oversized coin skewed guilt & shame.
Skim it down your culture like a dimmed Hall of Fishes.
Wait for it to once-around & back up your spine.
Girls imagine wearing things & boys imagine touching them,
only most things aren’t being touched most of the time.
When Edna Millay was 24 she cut herself with a stage
knife somehow over the heart in Synge’s Deirdre of the Sorrows,
then later became like a story someone tells about how
there used to be a rosebush in some certain place.
Admirable Fooling
There are more Good Nerds in the world than Evil Nerds,
& that’s why Evil will one morning lie buried
like broken toy guns beneath snow & sawdust.
I can get away with the word heartbreaking