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Undercaffeinated and Overexposed
Undercaffeinated and Overexposed
Undercaffeinated and Overexposed
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Around two hundred years after her discovery by the Brothers Grimm, Sleeping Beauty has lost her happily ever after. Mortal authors can enslave fairy tale folk as muses with the flash of a camera, and Beauty has long since left her enchanted castle for the anonymity of city life in modern Washington, D.C. Worse, her relationship with Prince Charming is on the rocks; her crush on her best friend Lancelot is going nowhere; and her boss, Titania, is about to fire her from the Tale’s End Bookstore and Café, where she lives and works as a barista. As if that weren't enough, alone among the immortal fairy folk, Beauty is changing. She’s not sure how, or why, but she isn't the same person who walked out of the Dark Forest and it terrifies her. If she’s no longer a princess – if her life is no longer a fairy tale – will there be a home for her with the fairy folk when the last words are written?

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Release dateFeb 1, 2014
ISBN9781311842329
Undercaffeinated and Overexposed
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Andrew G. Schneider

Andrew G. Schneider always wanted to be a wizard when he grew up; now he makes magic with words. In addition to his novels, he is the author/designer of the critically acclaimed RPG, Nocked! True Tales of Robin Hood. When not writing, he hunts the wild dust bunny and makes a mean pot of French onion soup. He lives in Washington, D.C., believes in unicorns, and is married to a wonderful woman who believes in him.

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