Mr. Telephone Man, Who The #@$* Is On My Woman's Line?

By James Lewis

A three-month trip to Seattle is small beans for a young sailor and his girlfriend, considering its short distance from San Diego. The time away only makes the relationship stronger, right? At least, that was the plan ... until the sailor called her home and a man answered. Damn.

EXCERPT - Do you know what it’s like to hear a deep-voiced “hello” from your girlfriend’s phone? I do. My girlfriend–I’ll call her Diane–had shacked up with another man while I was a million miles away in Vancouver, Canada. She was in San Diego, California. Now I’ll admit our split was my fault, but damn, how she gonna park a new car in her “garage” within a month of splitting up with me? I promise I won’t use the B-word to describe her...

• Language: English
• Publisher: James Lewis
• Release date: Jul 29, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465943019

James Lewis

JAMES W. LEWIS is a novelist and freelance writer published in several books that include Zane’s Caramel Flava, Chicken Soup for the Soul (two series), Gumbo for the Soul, Truth Be Told: Tales of Life, Love and Drama and Don’t Forget your Pepper Spray. Magazine credits include 3AM Magazine, Eyeshot, Dare Magazine, Naptural Roots Magazine, Lucrezia Magazine, Circle Magazine, Rundu Bedtime Stories and an upcoming article in the fitness magazine AFAA. His debut novel SELLOUT will launch in July 2010. After spending twenty years in the Navy, James retired from active duty and now moonlights as a personal trainer while completing his studies in Kinesiology. In addition to writing, he loves to DJ and has a collection of over 300 vinyl records. He also does extensive volunteer work at a local veterans assistance center. James hopes to resume his role as a Big Brother in the Big Brothers & Big Sisters program soon.

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MR. TELEPHONE MAN, WHO THE #@$* IS ON MY WOMAN’S LINE?

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Mr. Telephone Man, Who The #@$* Is On My Woman’s Line?

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