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Cold! Steel! Justice!!!
Cold! Steel! Justice!!!
Cold! Steel! Justice!!!
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Cold! Steel! Justice!!!

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Loose cannon ex-cop Christian Beretta was kicked off the Dice City Police Force for being "just too damn violent". Now he's BACK - and teaming up with his old partner/sidekick, gnarly-but-kindly Chief of Police and feisty journalist girlfriend (who's been resurrected from the dead) for the toughest mission of his life. An evil Irish-born Mayor aims to take over the illegal drug trade and execute criminals on live TV - and only Beretta can stop him...
Cold! Steel! Justice!!! is a tour de force of action, comedy, comic-action, action-comedy, and a whole load of nonsense. Like all the great straight-to-video cop movies you remember from the 1980s, it's packed with suspense, violence, incident, smart quips, daring deeds, racial stereotypes, gratuitous nudity, men wearing bandanas in flagrant contravention of all rules of taste, and at least one scene where a Mexican druglord is incinerated in his own car. As convention dictates.
The renegade but good-hearted Beretta causes mayhem, busts things up, does cool things with big goddamn guns, cracks wise, breaks all the rules, gets the girl and saves the day.
In a world of pain, he's the Novocaine...if Novocaine wore a sexy leather overcoat, smoked 40 filterless a day and carried a hand-cannon so enormous it makes other hand-cannons wet their underpants.
So stand in line for YOUR fill...of Cold! Steel! Justice!!!

LanguageEnglish
Release dateMar 10, 2011
ISBN9781458078889
Cold! Steel! Justice!!!
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Alexander O'Hara

Alexander O'Hara is a pen name of Darragh McManus, journalist and writer. He's like the silly version of Darragh. Or sillier, rather. Under his own name Darragh had a humorous book on Irish sports and culture, called GAA Confidential, published in 2007, which got excellent reviews (many of those by real people). He's also a novelist and playwright. Alex/Darragh writes for several newspapers in the UK and Ireland, including the Guardian and Irish Independent. He plans to upload several more humorous books here, so be prepared for laughter...DEADLY laughter. Email alexanderohara1@gmail.com with comments, queries, random and bizarre thoughts, whatever.

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