One-Eyed Dick, Nellie the Whore, and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

By Big Ed Magusson

So this here tale’s about how Dick agreed to help his old pal Nellie find the Spring of Perpetual Wood. Nellie believed it’d make ‘em rich, but Dick worried about who else might be protectin’ that spring. Of course, he’s gotta screw he way to the spring first...

If ya like tall tales with naughty scenes, you’ll like One-Eyed Dick.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: BE's Place Books
• Release date: Mar 16, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458122032

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One-Eyed Dick, Nellie the Whore, and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

One-Eyed Dick, Nellie the Whore, and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

A tall tale

Big Ed Magusson

BE’s Place Books

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One-Eyed Dick, Nellie the Whore, and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

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Copyright © 2011 Big Ed Magusson. All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction, in whole or in part, in any form.

This book is intended as adult entertainment. It contains material of an adult, explicit, sexual nature. The author does not necessarily condone or endorse any of the activities described.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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One-Eyed Dick, Nellie the Whore, and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

This here's a story about One-Eyed Dick, the legend of the Mountain West. What, ya never heard of One-Eyed Dick? Why, you've heard of Paul Bunyan and Pecos Bill, haven't ya? But I'm not surprised ya haven't heard of Dick, not really. His stories are not the ones ya tell to children, if ya get my drift.

No, Dick was not a giant, like Paul, nor a wild man like Bill. He wasn't a gunslinger like so many ya heard of. No, Dick was just a regular man with one outstanding feature. And man, was it outstanding, if ya know what I mean. They might have called him Three-Legged Dick, because of it. But since he'd had that fight with the Injun Chief Limp Spear that had cost him an eye, Dick had to wear a pirate's patch. And seein' how One-Eyed Dick was more polite than Three-Legged Dick, particularly around womenfolk and children, the other fellas started into callin' him that.

But Dick was more than just his equipment. He'd learned the arts of Eastern Love from Madame Sing Sing in San Francisco and the arts of Near-Eastern Love from India Sue in Saint Louis. It's said that the Tantrah Indians of the San Luis Valley initiated