The Hall of Condiments
By Jon Hartford
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About this ebook
If you're programming an Artificial Intelligence that can read people's minds, don't. If you do, don't let it read fantasy novels or cookbooks. And if you do that, don't, whatever you do, forget to build in an emergency shutdown. And if you do THAT, well, you're just plain stupid...
Jon Hartford
I'm a website designer, maintainer and optimizer living in Colorado; I also do video editing for the Colorado Food and Fun Network (http://www.coloradofoodandfun.com). Writing makes sense as a complement to those skills, and NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) sounded interesting, so I signed up for it in 2010 (and won). In January 2011 I decided to continue practicing writing fiction for fun and profit. Please let me know if it's any good! ;D Email me at smashwriter@zzrdvark.com
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