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    DATING MY VIBRATOR (and other true fiction)
    DATING MY VIBRATOR (and other true fiction)
    DATING MY VIBRATOR (and other true fiction)
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    DATING MY VIBRATOR (and other true fiction)

    By Suzanne Tyrpak

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    This is a collection of nine short stories, all based (unfortunately) on my own experience. Dating, divorce, desperation--all that good stuff! After nineteen years of marriage, I was suddenly thrust into a brave new world of dating--online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines--and I've survived to tell these tales.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSuzanne Tyrpak
    Release dateNov 21, 2010
    ISBN9781452344478
    DATING MY VIBRATOR (and other true fiction)
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    Suzanne Tyrpak

    Adytum publishes:Suzanne Tyrpak, award winner writer of historical and contemporary fiction. Works include: Vestal Virgin (suspense in ancient Rome), Hetaera (suspense in ancient Athens), and Rosy: a Novel. Short story collections include Ghost Plane and Other Disturbing Tales, and Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction).Zané Sachs has worked for several large corporations (including a supermarket), and those situations have, in part, inspired Sadie the Sadist. Sadly, she has found, that the current work environment in the U.S. often treats workers as expendable units, comparable to robots. Every day automated systems and machines are replacing human workers. Zané expects to be replaced by a robot any minute. She is currently working on a prequel to Sadie the Sadist, titled Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers, and a psychological suspense novel, Jayne Just Watches.

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      A couple stories didn't have anything to do with dating. I wish she had more stories in this book.

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