The Redneck Guide To Romance

By Angel Sumka

The mostly serious, always humorous guide for Rednecks regarding romance, sex and how to avoid relationship pitfalls that can lead to divorce.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Angel Sumka
• Release date: Nov 28, 2013
• ISBN: 9781310494338

Book preview

Introduction

Have you ever had your gal whip a book at your head and you still are not sure why?

Ever wonder what you did THIS time to piss her off?

Do you get dirty looks when you try to get her naked?

Have you ever wondered what in blue blazes she wants?

Do you work long hours? Do you worry she is going to cheat?

Or, perhaps you are single and wonder why you can’t find a ‘keeper’ or heck, even one that ain’t a keeper?

Are you married and even though she used to be excited to romp in the bedroom with you, now you are getting the cold shoulder?

If you answer yes to any of those questions, this book is for you!

We are going to walk you through, step by step, on how to make your woman love you to pieces.

We even include checklists, charts, record keeping sheets and a trouble shooting section.

No more scratching your head, wondering why she isn’t wanting to wrestle naked! No more feeling rejected, confused and certainly no more dealing with an angry wife/girlfriend.

Take your time reading this manual. While reading it you will notice that we don't talk about the things that Ladies should change, do, learn etc. This book is not for Ladies, but for their Redneck partners.

Practice makes perfect! Be prepared to practice the techniques shared within these pages.

And, above all, have fun!

Section 1

Romance

for

Rednecks

Romance for Rednecks

Foreward:

Romance is not sex. Repeat after me Romance is not Sex.

Romance is making her feel special, loved and spoiled. I cannot stress enough how important this is! Romance is being attentive to your Lady, without hinting or otherwise asking for sex. Romance is one of the many ways you let your lady know that you love her, and show her are not only there looking for sex. If she knows you love her, the sex will come