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    Porntastic Poems
    Porntastic Poems
    Porntastic Poems
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    Porntastic Poems

    By Anna Lasky

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    Porntastic Poems is a collection of contemporary erotica written from a woman's point of view. These provocative yet tender poems about marriage and its boundaries feature Lego croutons, a souped-up lovemobile, and the physical cliff. Not to mention a very special evening with the muse, a repentant werewolf, and the best strawberries you ever tasted. Humor, imagination, and hotness make a great ménage a trois!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAnna Lasky
    Release dateDec 29, 2013
    ISBN9781311095633
    Porntastic Poems
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    Anna Lasky

    Anna Lasky is a nice lady living in the midwest who would not put her own name on a book of porn poems.Yet.

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      Porntastic Poems - Anna Lasky

      Porntastic Poems

      Anna Lasky

      Copyright 2013 Anna Lasky

      Smashwords Edition

      Table of Contents

      Poems

      Manopause

      Lunch with Friends

      otto erotica

      Werewolf Song

      Recovery Bunny

      Moving Day

      Bucket List

      Prose Poems

      Mourning Dove

      Battle Royal

      Kicking the Habit

      Decision at the Buzzer

      Epiphany

      Flash Fiction

      Crime of Passion

      Renewal

      Not Especially Fatal Attraction

      System Issues

      Strawberries with Benefits

      Song in My Heart

      An Experiment

      Art Therapy

      Flight of the Bumblebee

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      Manopause

      My husband isn’t interested in sex anymore.

      I think he’s over the hump.

      Lunch with Friends

      The deli booths are very small.

      Across the table from us, Marsha's purse

      separates her from Rick. There is just

      enough room for them to be islands. My leg

      is touching yours. You are not

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