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    Shelf Monkey
    Shelf Monkey
    Shelf Monkey
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    Shelf Monkey

    By Corey Redekop

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    Thomas Friesen has three goals in life. Get a job. Make friends. Find a good book to curl up with. After landing a job at READ, the newest hypermegabookstore, he feels he may have accomplished all three.

    All is not peaceable within the stacks, however. Discontent is steadily rising, and it is aimed squarely at Munroe Purvis, a talk show host whose wildly popular book club is progressively lowering the I.Q. of North America.

    But the bookworms have a plan. Plots are being hatched. The destruction of Munroe is all but assured. And as Thomas finds himself swept along in the maëlstrom of insanity, he wonders if reading a book is all it’s cracked up to be.

    If you’ve ever thrown a book against a wall in disgust; if you’ve ever loved a novel that no one else can stand; if you obsess over the proper use of punctuation; this may be the novel for you. A weirdly funny story about bookish addictions, Shelf Monkey is the ideal novel for anyone who loves good books. Or hates them.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherECW Press
    Release dateApr 1, 2007
    ISBN9781554902903
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    • 4/5
      I loved this book. Thomas Friesen is the embodiment of every nerdy kid who dreams of growing up and kicking ass. The fact that he is from Winnipeg and carries out his revenge in Winnipeg is just icing on the cake for another nerd who lives in Winnipeg. And the cherry on top is that the author is another BookCrosser! Well done Corey! Since, as a direct result of reading this book, I've added another pile of books that I absolutely must read, I've decided to do a wild release of it. The question is where??? Possibilties abound.
    • 5/5
      I didn't know whether to laugh or shudder reading Corey Redekop's Shelf Monkey. So I did both.The novel tells the tale of failed lawyer turned bookstore widget Thomas, who finds his soulmates in an eccentric group of fellow employees at hypermegabookstore READ. The only problem is they're more crazy than eccentric. They hold secret meetings where they burn offensive books -- you know, Michael Crichton, Candace Bushnell, the Left Behind series -- while assuming the monikers of beloved fictional characters. Oh, Corey, you had me at Yossarian. They have a particular hatred for a book club host called Munroe Purvis, who's sort of a sordid cross between Oprah and Morton Downey Jr. and whose book club selections represent everything wrong with western society -- imagine your grandmother's diaries turned into bestsellers, and you'll have an idea of what Purvis's book club represents.Of course, Purvis isn't what he appears to be, and neither are many of Thomas's bookstore friends. Some of them turn out to be hiding deep secrets about the bookstore, while others are just plain dangerous in the way only geeks can be dangerous. When Purvis goes on tour and comes to town, the secrets and craziness collide as Thomas's friends set out to destroy Purvis, and the novel quickly moves from the Nick Hornby section of the bookstore to the Joseph Heller and Chuck Palahniuk table.Redekop manages to keep his own voice throughout the novel, while winking, nodding and even raising a beer every now and then to literary culture. He name-drops authors more than a fourth-year English student, and he makes some literary traditions his own, such as adopting the epistolary novel and turning it into an email exchange while Thomas is on the run from the authorities. Even this is a bit of a literary joke for Redekop, though, as the recipient of his emails is Eric McCormack, a real-life Canadian author. At least I think he's a real-life Canadian author. I've never met him, and after reading Shelf Monkey I am beginning to wonder if he's a clever construct on the part of Redekop to flesh out the book.Shelf Monkey is a literary thriller but it's also a fun romp -- unless, presumably, you're an Oprah fan. But if so, you're not Redekop's imagined audience. His ideal reader knows this book is blackly, blackly funny because it's all too true.Full disclosure: Redekop gave one of my novels a fine review at his site, but I would have liked this book just as much anyway.
    • 5/5
      Thomas Friesen is on the run, and the novel is told in a series of e-mails as he tries to explain why he commited the crime against talk show host Munroe Purvis that has landed him on America's Most Wanted. A failed lawyer, Thomas has always had a passion for books, so he goes to work in a major retail bookstore, but quickly becomes disillusioned when customers turn aside Philip K. Dick and Kurt Vonnegut for Star Wars tie-ins and books based off videogames. Other employees feel the same, depressed and angry that good authors sit on the shelves while facile drivel like Dan Brown, Karen Robards and Mitch Albom sells. But these employees have learned how to vent their frustration - they've formed a secret club, the Shelf Monkeys, where they act as warriors for the written word. The Shelf Monkeys steal the worst offenders, meet in a field late at night, and burn the books a la Fahrenheit 451. They take the names of characters from real literature: Kilgore Trout, Offred, Hagar Shipley, Gandalf, Ford Prefect, and their leader is, of course, Don Quixote.Their leader is the charismatic Aubrey, who makes everyone fall in love with him. The biggest bibliophile of all, Aubrey steals the scene with his wild dreadlocks ("Do you have an angry octupus on your head?") and insane knowledge of every book ever written. His house is "...Heaven in two stories and three bedrooms. Books lined the walls floor to ceiling, so closely packed an observer could be forgiven to think that the walls of the house were books, a weird architectural attempt to recycle unwanted novels." (p. 86) After attempting to organize alphabetically, by publisher, etc. the eccentric Aubrey decided to organize his collection by font. "My basement is mostly Cheltenham and variations. The kitchen is currently Arial and Bembo, the guest bedroom Bodoni. It's not easy, a lot of fonts look alike." (p. 87) What self-respecting bibliophile wouldn't worship this guy?But with the news that American talk show personality Munroe Purvis, who's vanity press releases and promotes to besteller status the very worst of the worst of garbage fiction, Aubrey begins to go off the deep end. Burning books isn't enough anymore, and as Aubrey begins to work his followers up into a wild frenzy, suddenly more Charles Manson than Don Quixote, Thomas (who has taken the name Yossarian) is torn between loyalty to the best friends he's ever had and what he fears may be actual, dangerous insanity.Shelf Monkey is a book for people who love books. The bigger a bibliophile you are, the more you'll get out of it. It's especially cathartic to those of us who have to work in libraries or bookstores and watch bonnet romances from Bethany House and right-wing FBI thrillers fly off the shelves while good books gather dust. Shelf Monkey is funny as hell, and one hell of a ride. A plus.
    • 4/5
      This is a very very funny novel. It has a rapid fire style which never seems to run out of ammunition aimed at best-sellers self-servingly hyped by high profile literary wanna-bes. The narrator is a likable fellow who loves to read and needs work so logically gets himself a job at a bookstore. Sounds rational, sane? Ahh, but there the rub begins. He meets some kindred spirits at the store and begins to make choices that most would consider unwise. If the narrator and the author have anything in common besides a wicked sense of humour Redekop should be firmly locked in a padded cell next to his favourite shelf monkey...although I hope that is not the case as I look forward to reading more of Redekop`s original wacky work.
    • 3/5
      For starters, I usually prefer not to read books about our time. We live it. We are inundated with it. The news coverage is already overwhelming. The worse it gets out there, the more I long to reread Buddenbrooks.However...occasionally a book overlaps so closely with my actual life that I not only bother reading it, I really enjoy reading it. (Wow - does that ever sound egocentric!)Shelf Monkey is, delightfully, one of those. Although the narrator, megabookstore-employee Thomas Friesen, is almost painfully manic, his tastes, his book dreams and his book frustrations are similar to mine. I am even a bit of a shelf monkey myself, volunteering in a school library once a week. (Is anything more pathetic than a librarian wanna-be? We even inhabit the same loser-land.) The premise of the book - bookstore staff jointly working up their frustrations to the point where they snatch an opportunity to attack a talk-show host cum purveyor of trash-fiction - is the set-up for a disquisition on the culture of reading as I guess is experienced by...dare I say it?...most, if not all LibraryThingers. The tone is hard and smart and funny. The story is sufficient unto itself - no padding. Hate padding!I have promised to lend my copy to a few friends, but I really want to keep it close to hand, to track down the references to books that I couldn't get or re-read the ones that seem like they might bear new fruit. The whole book is like a conversation about books with a smart-ass friend.And thus, in conclusion, Shelf Monkey rox!Fun fact: I discovered Corey Redekop here on LibraryThing because I saw that he connected two books I love through Recommendations, and I looked at his profile only to discover he is a writer himself! Go LibraryThing!
    • 5/5
      A quality I consider to be the hallmark of a good book, I will never walk into a large bookstore in quite the same way after reading Shelf Monkey. In the same way that Upton Sinclair's The Jungle forced everyone to see the ugly side of the meat industry, Corey Redekop enlightens the reader about the realities of just one side of the industry that has been built around this art we all love so much. I am grateful to have my eyes opened with a unique tale. Not only is the plot fascinating, but Mr. Redekop also employs fresh writing techniques to keep the reader on her toes, bringing such underappreciated works as Jean Toomer's Cane to mind.Indeed, this book is a must for anyone who loves to read enough to have a LibraryThing account.

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