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    Press Release
    Press Release
    Press Release
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    Press Release

    By John Rapp

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    About this ebook

    100 fictional press releases. A sometimes humorous, always different, look at our world today and in the near future. Everything and everyone are fair game including government, politics, religion, business, labor, lawyers, college, entertainment, economics, genetic engineering and cloning.

    A sampling of Press Releases:

    Chairman of the Board, First American Industrial Company - Bribes

    National Aeronautics and Space Administration -First Contact

    Media Awareness Group - Adwise

    The Republic of Santo Paulo - Our First Election

    National Association of Women Executives - Meaningful Progress

    Vaya Con Dios, Inc. - To Be Or Not To Be

    Machiavellian Adult Night School, Inc. - First Congressional Graduating Class

    Erasmus P. Donday, Corporate Tax Accountant - “M”

    Organization of Petroleum Exporting Worlds (OPEW) - Moon Oil

    Holographic Hall of Fame - Anniversary

    John Shanks, Former Professional Golfer of the Year - Two Foot Putts

    The Economic Outstitute (A Band of Renegade Economists) - Equality of ....?

    United States Attorney General’s Office - Electronic Opinion Sampling Company

    Family of Companies, Inc. - Corporate Update

    Modern Name Society - Names For Our Times

    Clones, Clones, Inc. Inc. - Lawsuit

    Federal Healthful Agency - Nuclear Waste

    Maurice K. Pendergast Vacuum Crapper Company - Lawsuit

    Institute For Female Studies - The Role of Women

    Institute For Male Studies - The Future of Women

    Avant-Garde Cinema Productions - Three Clones in the Fountain

    Independent Electronic Party - Jane and Bob

    Institute For Peculiar Activities - Millionaire Politicians

    Gen-Eng, Inc. - S-X

    First Church of Evolutionary Reincarnation - “Ten Lives”

    Board of Regents, Tarr and Fether University - Academic Rebirth

    The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth and
    No B.S. Daily Newspaper - Slow News Day

    The Flunked-Out Legal “Friends” of Shapiro and Rossi, Inc. - The Coming Fiscal Year

    Dr. Azrael Mors - Lawsuit

    Public Protection Agency - Unsafe in Any Womb

    “C” Student Hall of Fame - Alfred T. Strathaus Award

    Ms. Velvet Tush - I Love You

    Los Angles Police Department - Dali Carton

    The Estate of Lawrence Q. Williams - The Williams War Prize

    “Philosophy Today” - Special Introductory Subscription Offer

    President’s Commission on Capital Punishment - Recommendations

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn Rapp
    Release dateAug 11, 2013
    ISBN9781301762910
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