UKIPia: Out

By Danny Buckle

Great Britain has staggered home from the pub once too often. This time she has slumped in the porch, drunk and unable to find the key to the door. In the dead of night UKIP has picked her pocket and she has awoken to find herself locked out in the cold covered in her own vomit.

Ziggy Carbage doesn’t care what he is in charge of as long as can hear is own voice above everyone else’s. As far as he is concerned, its time to turn the clock back to the good old days, before all those damn foreigners started meddling in our affairs.

There’s going to be some changes. Welcome to UKIPia.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Danny Buckle
• Release date: Mar 14, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301650484

Danny Buckle

Like any good journalist, I'm curious. There's a story out there and I'll be damned if the truth is going to get in my way. Facts are for wimps! If you can't find a good story - invent one, that's my motto. So what if lives are ruined and reputations destroyed, news is cash, right! Perjury is only wrong if you get found out. If it's good enough for Jeffrey Archer - it's good enough for me.

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