George Formby No Deal

By Tupenny Longfeather

"... in the end Hitler took his own life."

"That's the official story," grinned George. "I finished 'im with my bare 'ands!"

From a post-apocalyptic future, MI69 agent Circe travels into the past to recruit Britain's secret weapon of WWII, George Formby. They arrive in the present day and begin work to prevent American president Ronald Rump and British PM Horace Swanson from bringing about the apocalypse.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Sep 30, 2019
• ISBN: 9780244522827

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George Formby No Deal

George Formby: No Deal

by

TUPENNY LONGFEATHER

INKED IN BLOOD

2019

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Copyright © 2019 by Tupenny Longfeather

All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review or scholarly journal.

First Printing: 2019

ISBN 978-0-244-52282-7

Prologue

The sun burned with a heat that no life could stand, though it did nothing to lift the unnatural haze that blurred the landscape. Everywhere was sand and odd rocks, remnants of buildings, trees, burnt and twisted into black, grotesque shapes. Nothing moved on the scorched landscape. All the planet lay dead. This was Earth in the year 2089.

A closer look would reveal moss and insects on this desert planet. There was, however, none to look. Oceans swam with scum where creatures died in the toxic atmosphere, befouling the seas. Only in the deeps did anything live, unaware of the cataclysmic changes on land.

Below the surface of the Earth, however, was a bunker, sealed through the decades, where the last humans lived, safe from the radioactive haze. Artificial lights barely