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    The StinkyGreenTrain
    The StinkyGreenTrain
    The StinkyGreenTrain
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    The StinkyGreenTrain

    By Reginald Rossiter

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    This humourous narrative tells the tales of the daily travel to and from work along with all its irritants. From being gassed with hairspray and assaulted by other odours, to battles for the armrest and disruptive passengers, this book sheds a lighthearted and insightful viewpoint on the daily grind of one commuter, many of the tales will resonate perfectly with

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherReginald Rossiter
    Release dateFeb 12, 2013
    ISBN9781622096350
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