Time Well Spent
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EVER BEEN DUMPED!?!
After being brutally ditched by his girlfriend, high school senior Seth decides to win back ex Lysandra by reinventing himself into the man he has always wanted to be by fulfilling his childhood dreams and wishes. With the assistance of his, well, quirky best friend Russ and his platonic guy-girlfriend, Anna, his senior year becomes one of adventure and self-realization in this hilarious original screenplay by J. Richard Singleton.
J. Richard Singleton
Novelist, screenwriter, essayist and true-crime writer, J. Richard Singleton has been crafting stories since high school, with an original screenplay that he wrote, "Thugs," became a semi-finalist in the American Accolades Screenplay Contest. At CSULA, he dual majored in political science and English, writing for both his university's newspaper and literary journal. He completed "Glyphics" right before he turned 21, then he finished it again in 2011. His literary influences include Kafka, Twain, Poe and Stephen King.
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Time Well Spent - J. Richard Singleton
J. Richard Singleton
Copyright 2002
Smashwords Edition
FADE IN:
EXT. A LOS ANGELES SIDESTREET - DAY
Two teens, SETH ANDERSON and RUSS MOORE, are standing at
opposite ends of the street. LOWRIDER BIKES leaning against
them, they’re wearing ridiculous make-shift armor
-they’ve
strapped and duct-taped PIE TINS and metal GARBAGE
CANS to their torsos. They have METAL BUCKETS over their
heads and are holding MOPS at their sides.
SETH
(to Russ)
BUCKETHEAD! Thou art a villain!
RUSS
(to Seth)
Thou dareth call me a villain, Sir
Sticksalot?
SETH
Yes, I dareth. Thou are a most unsavory
naïve and a liar and an unworthy receiver
of camaraderie!
RUSS
Thou calleth me a liar?
SETH
Yes I doth.
RUSS
I do not but speaketh the truth--to bring
forth the truth to yond blind eyes. I hath
did this now, and always have--em--eth.
SETH
Don’t thou peeth on my leg and tellth me
it’s rain.
RUSS
I peeth not!
SETH
Peeth not,
you say?
RUSS
That’s what I saideth!
SETH
Then defend doth!
He gets on his low rider, kicks off and starts riding with
the mop outwards like a lance. Russ does the same.
WIDE OUT
The two are heading for a collision course with each
other--they are jousting(!) The two strike each other,
sending them both to the pavement. They get up. Seth
strikes Russ’ armor. Russ returns the blow. Seth sweeps him
with the staff,
sending him to the floor once again. He
begins hitting him on the pail with the staff. After
several moments, Russ begins shaking his arms and Seth
stops striking him.
RUSS
(pleading)
Okay! Stop, stop! Lysandra’s not a skank.
SETH
That’s right.
RUSS
Right.
There’s a moment of silence.
SETH
Let’s go get some tacos then.
EXT. TACO BELL DRIVE THRU - DAY
Seth and Russ pull up to the Taco Bell ORDER BOX in Seth’s
dilapidated CAR. Seth stares at the MENU in mock
contemplation.
TACOBELL RADIOGUY (V.O.)
(over com)
Hello and welcome to Taco Bell, how may I
serve you?
SETH
(into com)
Huh? What did you say? "How may I service
you?"
Seth and Russ giggle idiotically.
TACOBELL RADIOGUY (V.O.)
(over com)
Yeah, how may I serve you?
SETH
(into com)
Hey, look, buddy, I just came here for some
chalupas, not for some freaky male hooker
sex stuff. Now maybe if there’s a chick
somewhere in there...
The two breakout laughing. For a moment, the Tacobell Guy
doesn’t get what the hell they’re laughing about.
TACOBELL RADIOGUY (V.O.)
(over com, pissed)
Look, if you want something, order now or
go jogoff!
SETH
(into com)
Jogoff
? Heh relax, fella, don’t get your
hairnet in a knot. I’ll have 20 tacos--five
hard, twelve soft, surprise me with the
last three. Three Nachos Bell Grandes,
eight chalupas, twelve bean burritos and a
small Diet Pepsi, heavy ice.
RUSS
Ha. Hard.
TACOBELL RADIOGUY (V.O.)
(over com)
That’s not a real order!
SETH
(into com)
Yeah, sure it is. Do you think I’d come
to a fine eatery establishment such as
this--I had to choose between this and
Spago and I chose this, I tell you what--just
to place a fake order and drive off
laughing? Now here’s what you do: Get making
that order right now so when we drive up,
we’ll be good and ready to pay and go.
More laughing.
TACOBELL RADIOGUY (V.O.)
(over com)
You goddamn sonsofbitches!
The two laugh hysterically and speed up, around the drive
thru. When they get around it, they see there is a long
line to the pickup window. Standing outside of the pickup
window is a LARGE TACOBELL EMPLOYEE holding and patting a
BASEBALL BAT, waiting.
RUSS
Damn.
SETH
Okay, we’ll just back out.
He shifts the car into reverse and drives back around the
corner but then quickly slams on the brakes. They get as
far as the order box. There is a car pulling into the
driveway-- they are blocked in. The Radioguy is LAUGHING
manically in his squeaky teenage voice.
TACOBELL RADIOGUY (V.O.)
(over com)
Forty tacos you say?
SETH
(into com)
No, dude. Twenty.
TACOBELL RADIOGUY (V.O.)
(over com)
I think it’s forty now.
Shrill LAUGHING, this time from the order box. Seth and
Russ are screwed.
EXT. LYSANDRA’S HOUSE - EVENING
It’s a large, upscale suburban home. Seth pulls up to the
corner and gets out. Clothes and other personal belongings
are falling from the sky. Seth looks up in confusion. The
pretty hot LYSANDRA, draped in a robe and hair all messed
up, is throwing stuff from a second-story balcony. She goes
back into her room. He looks up.
SETH
Lysandra, what are you doing?
She again appears on the balcony.
LYSANDRA
I don’t believe you--I just don’t believe
you!!!
She throws a CD PLAYER to the ground; it lands at his feet.
SETH
What? C’mon, I brought you tacos.
She goes back inside.
SETH (CONT’D)
What’s the problem? You're acting like a
black woman in a movie written by a black
woman--or Tyler Perry!
She comes out again, this time tossing some COMIC BOOKS
down atop him.
LYSANDRA
What’s the problem? What’s the problem? The
problem is 10 years we’ve been going
together and do you have any dreams? Do you
have any aspirations? No!
SETH
Yeah, but nothing’s wrong, is it?
LYSANDRA
That’s it--that’s what’s wrong: Nothing!
You’re The Nothing!
POV - LYSANDRA
She’s looking down on him.
LYSANDRA (O.S.)
Here’s your copy of the Kama Sutra!
A thin BOOK falls from the sky to the ground. Seth bends
down to pick it up.
SETH
But didn’t this supply us with hours upon
hours of aerobic-rotic fun?
LYSANDRA (O.S.)
Here’s your crappy VH1 Making Of...
video.
The VIDEO falls to the ground at Seth’s feet. He picks it
up and holds it skyward, to Lysandra.
SETH
Hey, this isn’t crappy! It’s Britney
Spears! Back when it was all about the
music--and back when VHS was a viable
media! Shows what you know! Now get down
here, and we can talk more about your
feelings on VHS and the works of Britney
Spears!
A 13" TV SET lands on his head. Seth manages to half catch
it, but a good amount of force