Weird World 2

By Anna Pescardot

This is the follow on from the first book in the series: 'My Weird World'
Written in a chatty, humorous, blog-style, this is the diary of Callie - a twenty-three year old journalist whose disastrous love-life and strange job gives her plenty to write about. If you have ever dated a string of losers, or wondered what to do with your life, this is the book for you. If you enjoy down-to-Earth chicklit, you should enjoy Callie's sarcastic, and often bitchy, remarks.

This book was previously published under the following names: 'Callie's World 2 and Diary of a Bitchy Chick 2'

• Language: English
• Publisher: Anna Pescardot
• Release date: Sep 8, 2012
• ISBN: 9781301441181

Anna Pescardot

I'm live in northern England and I enjoy writing romantic comedies. IAlthough my books deal with romance I like to keep the content mostly suitable for everyone!I like to bring some of my past experiences into my books and I hope this helps make the books believable for readers.I always like to hear from readers who have enjoyed my books and I welcome twitter and facebook followers as well as email comments.Bye for nowAnna x

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Weird World 2

By Anna Pescardot

Copyright 2012 Anna Pescardot

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This book was originally published under the names ‘Callie’s World’ and ‘Diary of a Bitchy Chick 2’

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Table of Contents

Introduction

Poor Me

Office Party Politics

Rain, rain, go away…

Why did I do it? Boo Hoo

Happy Christmas

Frolicking Friday

Slouchy Sunday

Fat Friday

Washed-out Wednesday

What’s in a Name?

Squelchy Saturday

Thank Goodness, it’s Saturday

Shaved-head Saturday

Creeps prefer Blondes

Lie Low Lila

Gold Digger

Duvet Day

New York, Here I come…

Da Da Dar Dar Da – New York! New York!

Happy Easter

Ella Sees Sense

Lila goes steady

Stuck in a Rut

Banana Woman

Cringe! Cringe! Cringe!

Running Scared

Miss Dog, USA

Fact File/Interview

Young Journalist of the Year Transcript

Other Books by Anna Pescardot

Introduction

Hi there,

As my first collection of blog posts proved so popular, originally entitled ‘Callie’s World, but recently changed to ‘Diary of a Bitchy Chick’, I’ve decided to be nice and put together another volume. I have also added some extra information that isn’t available on my blog: a fact file; a transcript of Callie’s interview for the Young Journalist of the Year award and some extracts, just for you, which I didn’t put on my blog.

THE EXTRACTS

I have been so busy today, I've not stopped, so it's nice to take a breather and update my blog. Something major has happened (Drum roll). Scott and I went to the pizza house. I had a small ham and pineapple, while he had a Mexican (pizza, that is) and we both had salad and two bottles of wine between us (although I was so nervous I'm sure it was me who drank most of it) so, afterwards, we both decided we didn't want to watch a film because we were in a chatty mood and were really starting to find out more about each other.

Scott suggested we go to his place and continue the chat and drinks, which we did and...Well, let's just say that things happened. I'll leave the rest to your imagination because, as I've said before, children might read this. I’m feeling much more confident about our relationship, now that hurdle has been crossed. He still likes me even after seeing the real me! (The flabby me, LOL.) It feels good. I can really be myself with him now. I think I might be falling in love with him.

Anyway, work was so busy this afternoon, because Nick and I got sent to the local observatory. The staff there said they thought they'd seen a UFO on the satellite. We didn't get any conclusive proof, unfortunately, but I've never seen Nick so excited. He used to do this sort of thing back in the USA before his ex turned all psycho and tried to kill him, so he was positively buzzing when we got the job; so much so, that we spent ages there, and then we had to rush to see a dog that could say hello. It was so funny! The owner put her hands around the dog's jaw and moved it as it barked and it did sound like hello - though why the owner thought to put her hands round the dog's mouth when it was barking, in the first place, was beyond me.I often wonder how some things came about; the best ones are the old remedies like putting cow muck on your neck to cure laryngitis - you know the type of thing. I always wondered what would possess someone to do it in the first place. Can you imagine it? ‘Ow, I've got a bit of a sore throat - I know, I think I'll get some of that slug slime and wipe it on my neck’...weird!

I've only just got home now and I'm looking forward to curling up by the fire with my new book and a glass of wine. I'm not seeing Scott tonight because he's going out with some friends. It's his work's night out on Friday, though, and I'm going with him. Can't wait. I'm going to go and have my soup and toast. I'm only eating light meals during the week and pigging out during the weekends to try and lose some weight - I read in the paper that it works. I’ll catch up with you soon.

Poor me

I'm starting to feel really run down again. I think it's the stress of Christmas approaching faster than a high speed train. Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas, but I haven't really had as much time as I'd like, to get things done.

I've bought half my pressies, but I don't know what to get Lila or Ella. They are both quite spoilt and like to have designer stuff, and I can't afford anything like that.