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Confessions of a Christmasaholic

“We watched Carol and built our dream home out of gingerbread”

he first thing I should tell you is that I did not start out this way. When I was a child, I didn’t have particularly strong feelings about Christmas. My mother’s fierce opposition to The Big Santa Claus Scam, i.e. letting some mythical beardy bloke take credit for presents she’d shelled out for/found lying around

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