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    Gathering of Imbeciles: Book Three
    Gathering of Imbeciles: Book Three
    Gathering of Imbeciles: Book Three
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    Gathering of Imbeciles: Book Three

    By Paul Kmiotek

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    The third and final book in the epic Gathering of Imbeciles trilogy finds Donald cleaning up after his boss, sitting in the lounge, and looking for another job. And, of course, scowling. Book Three continues to chronicle the rise and fall of the fictitious Corona Park Zoo with four more short stories and three appendices.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPaul Kmiotek
    Release dateJul 1, 2012
    Gathering of Imbeciles: Book Three
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    Paul Kmiotek

    Paul is a former zookeeper. He lives in Upstate New York with his wife and two children. He’s won numerous awards for his artwork but has never won a thing for his writing. He can’t decide whether Matt Damon or Kevin James should play Donald in the movie version of the book. Actually Kevin James might be better as Dexter.

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