The Changing World and the Zombie Apocalypse

By Neil Westfield

My fate had already been chosen for me. I was destined to walk among the undead – that is until a scientist decided to pluck me from the group and use me as his personal experiment. He wanted to learn whether a typical zombie could retain his full brain activity once the infection had rendered him non-human. Thanks to his clever procedures, my brain did in fact revert back to its full capacity.

In this book I will teach you the ins and outs of being on the other side of humanity. This is not your typical zombie apocalypse handbook. It is no longer about perpetuating the human race, but instead it is about preserving the body and mind of the conventional zombie.

Join me as we learn valuable tips on hunting, feeding and protecting yourself from the enemy – the living.

The Changing World and the Zombie Apocalypse is the last guidebook you will ever need. It will ensure your survival and give you the necessary tools to adapt in a civilization that glorifies the principles of humanitarianism.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Neil Westfield
• Release date: Jun 12, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476479798

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Foreword

This guide was written for the new zombie: the former human, now dragged into the strange, bewildering classification known as the undead. It is not aimed at the hardened, long-term zombie, who from extended tenure has long ago surpassed the ability to read, let alone function in any non-animalistic manner. Your chance then, to gain any valuable knowledge from this book has since faded. In fact, if this is the case you are probably not reading this book right now anyway. Thus, I digress…

Further to this book I will discuss in detail, different means in which to program your fading mind. You will master an ability like no other: the ability to form an imprint on your mind; a plethora of information surrounding different menial tasks to allow as much satisfaction as possible in your new daily life. I must make sure that you understand that this is not really a choice of lifestyle, at least not for the average human, but an overwhelming event that will, at least for a few hours, make you completely rethink