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    On how the Cockroach, after having died, and after a short conversation with Saint Peter, entered the Gates of Heaven
    On how the Cockroach, after having died, and after a short conversation with Saint Peter, entered the Gates of Heaven
    On how the Cockroach, after having died, and after a short conversation with Saint Peter, entered the Gates of Heaven
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    On how the Cockroach, after having died, and after a short conversation with Saint Peter, entered the Gates of Heaven

    By V. Campudoni

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    Can a cockroach enter into Heaven? Will Saint Peter allow it? In the tradition of Psalms, Socrates, Solomon, and Seuss, "On how the Cockroach..." tackles the canons of our catechisms, the perceptions of our realities, the emblems around our necks, and, perhaps, the dark recesses of our prejudices. An illustrated dialogue.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherV. Campudoni
    Release dateMay 9, 2012
    ISBN9781476405780
    On how the Cockroach, after having died, and after a short conversation with Saint Peter, entered the Gates of Heaven
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    V. Campudoni

    Born in Brooklyn. Presently living in the great state of Georgia.

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