The Next Big Wood Project
By Marina Rojas
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Ernest and Bo Dean are wood working geniuses who embark on their latest next big wood project.
With a backwoods approach to life and the simpler life, they take you on their latest effort to stay known as the Michelangelos of their craft.
This is a story told in the vernacular of the hills people, offering a unique approach of being witness to life changing, historical events in their lifetime.
Marina Rojas
A child of the 60’s, Marina Rojas grew up in a family that was more crazy than dysfunctional, and today survives as a testimony to love and laughter because of it. Working currently as a freelance writer with several releases on Smashwords.com, she's loving writing her own personal blog at http://marinarojasfreelancewriterandauthor.weebly.com/, while guest-blogging at SuccessandFailure.com, and tackling a new blog for ChristianWriters.com. Marina is retired from 28.5 years with the State of California Employment Development Department where she worked as a manager in unemployment insurance, and has written stories for, and worked as an editor for FaithWriters Magazine. A short story called Will I Have the Right Shoes? was published in the Fall 2004 Edition of the FaithWriters Christian book Learning for Life. Most recently, her FaithWriters story 'A-Running With Moses' took first place in her division of the weekly writing challenge. Marina also worked at her dream job, writing local interest stories for the Press Enterprise newspaper in Riverside, CA. She is now reliving her childhood and tumultuous teen years in her stories, and writing her very own great American novel while she awaits the birth of her fourth grandchild. Life is good!
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The Next Big Wood Project - Marina Rojas
The Next Big Wood Project
By Marina Rojas
Copyright 2012 Marina Rojas
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Please note this note
Introduction
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Author’s Bio
Thank You to My Readers
Please note
This book is a work of fiction and any resemblance to persons, living or deceased, or places, events or locales is strictly coincidental. All characters in this book are products of the author’s imagination and were not created with any particular individual in mind.
This book may contain sensitive subject matters that are not suitable for all readers.
Please use your discretion wisely.
INTRODUCTION
This book was written for fun about people who I grew up with, about people who love life and laughter almost as much as they love their children and eating.
This is not a book for someone who reads a book wanting to dig in and find spelling or grammar errors, because, well, you’ll find a ton of them in here because that’s the way the good ol’ boys speak, learn and listen. I’m sorry if you are unable to get your linguistic groove on with this story, but the characters are too rich in whom they are to rob them of the language of their surroundings.
I hope you will enjoy this story; and although you’ve already been put on notice that the characters are not based on anyone particular, they are based on a lot of folks in general, but you just may think you recognize someone along the way. All I can tell you, is, it still ain’t them.
Love to my people, the hillbillies of this world who live their life to the fullest in their charmingly manner of Carpe Diem.
Please enjoy.
CHAPTER ONE
There’s just something about the good ol’ boys when they decide that it’s up and time to do something.
Usually, you’ll find them sitting up on their porch drinking a beer and waiting for the afternoon