Transylvanian Roulette

By Aussiescribbler

David Van Helsing, great grandson of Dracula's famous nemesis, and his sexy young assistant Nicole, Supernatural Affairs Editor of "World's Most Dangerous Sex Acts Magazine", team up to fight a sexually voracious Vampire Queen in this bawdy (and sometimes kind of gross) tale of the supernatural.

Plus two more tales of terrible titillation. Baroness Frankenstein's home-made sex slave escapes in "A Man of Many Parts", and, in 1920s Haiti, a hypochondriac doctor falls under the spell of a sultry voodoo priestess in "Voodoo".

• Language: English
• Publisher: Aussiescribbler
• Release date: Nov 11, 2011
• ISBN: 9781466053915

Aussiescribbler

Sex is a wonderful thing, but I find it hard to take it seriously. It has the power to make buffoons of us all. But I like to laugh as much as I like to get off so its a win-win situation over all. There is nothing so erotic as a spirit of playfulness, and that is what I express through my erotic stories. If you like puns, parodies, slapstick and one-liners with your saucy stories then you may find something here to tickle more than just your funny bone. I also write about psychology under the name Joe Blow.

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Transylvanian Roulette

by Aussiescribbler

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Copyright 2011 Aussiescribbler

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Table of Contents

Transylvanian Roulette

A Man of Many Parts

Voodoo

Transylvanian Roulette

Before you kill me, said the old man, let me tell you how I got this way.

Funny how vampires suddenly want to stop for a chat when you have a sharpened stake jabbed into their ribcage. What the hell, I thought, I might as well humour him.

The story he told me made me realise that this was going to be a case that Nicole would be interested in. Nicole is the supernatural affairs editor for World's Most Dangerous Sex Acts Magazine, and we have worked together many a time.

Let me introduce myself. My name is Van Helsing, David Van Helsing. All right, so you've never heard of me, unless maybe you're a reader of the previously mentioned magazine, but I bet you've heard of my old great grand-daddy, the famous Professor Van Helsing. Well, I'm in the same line of work, killing vampires, and other supernatural creepy-crawlies. The only difference is I sometimes like to fuck them first. Call it a penchant, call it an eccentricity... All right, call it down right perverted if you like, but I like to get me a little monster pussy from time to time. Once I even sucked a Fuckubus, er, I mean, fucked a Succubus. Doesn't mean I'm soft on the critters. Hell, no. I always kill them afterwards. Not only does that rid the world of some mighty dangerous creatures, but it makes sure no monster kids turn up on my doorstep in ten years time calling me Daddy.

Many a time Nicole has come along with me on one of these adventures to record the event for posterity. I could write the story myself but who'd believe me. Nicole is my expert witness, and she takes photos. And, all right, sometimes she saves my ass when I get myself in too deep.

You could say she plays Dr. Watson to my Sherlock Holmes.

Of course Sherlock Holmes and Watson never fucked. Or at least, if they did, Watson never wrote about it in the stories. Nicole and I, on the other hand, fuck like bunny rabbits whenever we are on a mission together. Danger will do that to you. Either that, or it'll make you piss your pants. It can go either way.

"It all happened about six months ago, when I was making my