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    The Devil and Mrs. Claus
    The Devil and Mrs. Claus
    The Devil and Mrs. Claus
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    The Devil and Mrs. Claus

    By Charles Markwell

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    Fed up with nauseating holiday cheer, the Devil himself has traveled to the North Pole to take revenge against St. Nick. His plan? To seduce Santa's sexy wife!

    Will Satan be able to cuckold Kris Kringle? Or will this nefarious plot come crashing down on his horned head?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCharles Markwell
    Release dateOct 27, 2011
    ISBN9781466152120
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      The Devil and Mrs. Claus - Charles Markwell

      The Devil and Mrs. Claus

      by Charles Markwell

      Published by Mutant Alliance Press at Smashwords

      Copyright 2012 Charles Markwell

      All Rights Reserved

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      Warning: this ebook contains graphic sexual depictions and is intended solely for adult audiences. All characters portrayed are fictional and are a minimum of 18 years of age.

      The Devil and Mrs. Claus

      From far outside her window, I could see Mrs. Claus dressing. But she couldn’t see me. Ho, ho, ho -- she didn’t look like a Norman Rockwell painting, that was for sure. Elves aged slowly, so even though she was technically hundreds of years old, she looked like a college sophomore. She had auburn hair to her mid-back, long shapely legs, and pert b-cup titties bound in a red-and-green lingerie set.

      Lucky fat fucking Kris Kringle.

      Christmas. I’ve always hated Christmas, ever since little you-know-who popped from his mommy’s immaculate vagina. But it’s been a million times worse since the bastard Saint Nick came along. As if it wasn’t hard enough dealing with all of the sober religious reflection and vomit-inducing piety, now my demon-minions had to overcome spontaneous gift exchanges. It was enough to make a lesser angel give in, and by lesser angel I mean any of the lackeys who chose to keep groveling at the Old Man’s boots.

      But I wasn’t one of those angels. I was superior. I wouldn’t give in. And I’d shown up at Santa’s Workshop

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