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    The Rude Adventures Of Brenda Smith
    The Rude Adventures Of Brenda Smith
    The Rude Adventures Of Brenda Smith
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    The Rude Adventures Of Brenda Smith

    By Mick Wright

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    Brenda Smith is a bored housewife looking to put some fun back into her life. Her best friend Mary suggests that they try the contacts pages of their local newspaper... with hilarious results.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMick Wright
    Release dateJul 28, 2010
    ISBN9781452355573
    The Rude Adventures Of Brenda Smith
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    Mick Wright

    Mick Wright was born in London, England. After a few years of playing guitar in local groups in and around London he switched being a club DJ and then moved into radio. He subsequently worked as a radio broadcaster in the UK for over 30 years. He lives in the West Midlands.

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