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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892
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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892

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      Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892 - Various Various

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      June 4, 1892, by Various

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      Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 102, June 4, 1892

      Author: Various

      Release Date: January 10, 2005 [EBook #14652]

      Language: English

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      PUNCH,

      OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

      Vol. 102.

      June 4, 1892.

      LOST LUGGAGE.

      (Or the Experiences of a Vacuus Viator.)

      At the Douane, Ostend.—Just off Princesse Henriette; passengers hovering about excitedly with bunches of keys, waiting for their luggage to be brought ashore. Why can't they take things quietly—like me? I don't worry. Saw my portmanteau and bag labelled at Victoria. Sure to turn up in due time. Some men when they travel insist on taking hand-bags into the carriage with them—foolish, when they might have them put in the van and get rid of all responsibility. The douaniers are examining the luggage—don't see mine—as yet. It's all right, of course. People who are going on to Brussels and Antwerp at once would naturally have their luggage brought out first. Don't see the good of rushing about like that myself. I shall stay the night here—put up at one of the hotels on the Digue, dine, and get through the evening pleasantly at the Kursaal—sure to be something going on. Then I can go comfortably on by a mid-day train to-morrow. Meanwhile my luggage still tarries. If I was a nervous man—luckily I'm not. Come—that's the bag at all events, with everything I shall want for the night.... Annoying. Some other fellow's bag.... No more luggage being brought out. Getting anxious—at least, just a shade uneasy. Perhaps if I asked somebody—Accost a Belgian porter; he wants my baggage ticket. They never gave me any ticket. It did occur to me (in the train) that I had always had my luggage registered on going abroad before, but I supposed they knew best, and didn't worry. I came away to get a rest and avoid worry, and I won't worry.... The Porter and I have gone on board to hunt for the things. They aren't there. Left behind at Dover probably. Wire for them at once. No idea how difficult it was to describe luggage vividly and yet economically till I tried. However, it will be sent on by the next boat, and arrive some time in the evening, so it's of no consequence. Now for the Hotel. Ask for the bus for the Continental. The Continental is not open yet. Very well, the Hôtel de la Plage, then. Closed! All the hotels facing the sea are, it seems. Sympathetic Porter recommends one in the town, and promises to come and tell me as soon as the luggage turns up.

      Please, de tings!

      At the Hotel.—Find, on getting out of the omnibus, that the Hotel is being painted;

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