The Bad Hair Day Book: Pick Me Ups For When Life Gets Tangled
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When life deals you split ends, tangles, limp bangs, and the absolute wrong shade of color, one quick spritz of humor and a comb-through of wisdom from The Bad Hair Day Book will have you smiling again!
The wisest man in the world said "a cheerful heart is good medicine," and this book is just what the doctor prescribes. Readers will be encouraged and cheered up with this delightful collection of true life stories, cartoons, poems, Scripture, simple ideas and advice on simplifying and reorganizing life, and other expressions of hope and humor.
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Contents
Tangles
I Lost My Sanity on the Road to Phoenix, Elaine Young McGuire
Spin Cycle
They Said It
Think You’re Having a Bad Day? Jerry Lane
Joke Break
One Hug to Go, Please, Nancy B. Gibbs
A Girdle by Any Other Name, Tsgoyna Tanzman
Mrs. Beasley Packed Her Purse, Violet Nesdoly
The Flight of the Thunderbird, Patricia Cena Evans
Away from it All
God’s Promises for Daily Tangles
A Prayer for Patience and Faith
Windy Days
Sharing the Wealth, Jan Eckles
They Said It
A Real Home, Nancy B. Gibbs
Four Steps to Healthy Hair
You’re Never Too Old for a Slumber Party
Joke Break
A Guide for Life, Barbara Marshak
Against the Wind and Waves
God’s Promises for Difficult Days
A Prayer for Grace and Wisdom
Running Late Again
Don’t Forget to Pray, Mommy, Autumn J. Conley
Psalm 136, Michelle Telling
They Said It
Happy Thoughts, Esther Bailey
S.O.S., Bonnie Compton Hanson
Hair 911
Double Feature
Joke Break
A Bigger Heart
God’s Promises for Frantic Days
A Prayer for Peace and Perspective
Unexpected Surprises
Nifty Fifty, Patricia Lorenz
They Said It
Joke Break
Stranger Than Fiction
Pay It Forward
You Get What You Pay For, Kim Peterson
One Problem at a Time, Shelley Wake
Miracles Often Start Small, Stan Toler
God’s Promises for the Unexpected
A Prayer of Thanks and Faith
A New Do
Sister Act, Michele Starkey
They Said It
Where Is Your Calcutta? Christy Phillippe
A History of Hair
The Advantages of Age, Betty Jo Mings
The Classics, Carol Genengels
The Road Not Taken, Robert Frost
Change Is Good
Joke Break
A Brand-New Day
God’s Promises for New Beginnings
A Prayer of Joy and Thanksgiving
Highlights and Color
Garden Party, Charlene Friesen
They Said It
The Fragrance of Friendship, Christy Phillippe
Schemers Never Prosper, Nancy C. Anderson
Advice to Myself
You Are Special
Hair Fact and Fiction
Joke Break
Mowing Over the Gifts, Mignon Murrell
Shining Like a Star
God’s Promises for Self-Acceptance
A Prayer of Praise and Thanksgiving
A Little Help, Please
A Thankful Heart, Nanette Thorsen-Snipes
On Friendship, Kahlil Gibran
A Neighbor’s Warm Heart on a Snowy Night, Annettee Budzban
Little Becomes Much, Christy Phillippe
Tea and Sympathy
They Said It
A Day at the Salon
Grandmommy Henny, Polly Hembree
Son of Encouragement
God’s Promises for Daily Needs
A Prayer of Thanks and Faith
Oh Yeah, Looking Good!
Serendipity, Marlene Depler
The Smell of New Clothes, Christy Phillippe
Share the Love
They Said It
Beauty Tips
She Walks in Beauty, Lord Byron
Silver Smile, Karen Robbins
New Creature
God’s Promises for Good Hair Days
A Prayer of Worship and Gratitude
Acknowledgements
9781404103757_0008_002TANGLES
Life is inherently messy.
But out of the messiness
comes great things.
MARGARET WHEATLY
Okay, gang, let’s get moving. We’re running late and I want to get there in time. Everyone to the car, now!
Uh-oh. Where did I put the keys to the van?
Yep, life gets tangled up. Just read I Lost My Sanity on the Road to Phoenix
and you’ll know you’re not alone!
But even in the midst of life’s complications, it is possible to keep your act together—and maybe even smile. It would help, of course, if you could find the keys to the car.
GIVE YOUR WORRIES TO THE LORD,
AND HE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
PSALM 55:22
Perfect is never doing
anything wrong—
which means never
doing anything at all.
STEPHEN MANES
I Lost My Sanity on the Road to Phoenix
ELAINE YOUNG MCGUIRE
I failed Motherhood 101 one day when I failed to use fabric softener. I always use it—except when I run out or have no idea where it is, as was the case when unpacked moving boxes filled our new house in Phoenix.
It had been a hard move from Atlanta. I don’t recommend a family driving two cars and four children cross-country even during the best of times. This wasn’t.
The next two days blurred as I
followed Jim’s car. Our biggest
excitement was watching
flashing blue lights approach.
"I’m not giving you a ticket,
ma’am," the officer drawled.
"I know you were just trying to
keep up with your husband."
Near the end of the process of adopting one of my students, my husband’s job transfer suddenly materialized. Don’t worry,
our case manager assured us, we’ll transfer custody from Georgia to Arizona, and you can take her with you as you leave town.
But all the paperwork in the world couldn’t make our highway journey a cakewalk.
On weekend trial visits to our home, the tiny sixth grader had seemed as meek and passive as she was in my class. Now, cooped up in a car, loudly demanding her choice of music, I barely recognized her.
She often forgot her new status and raised her hand to speak. "Mrs. McGuire—oops, Mom—I have to get a bathing suit." The next minute it was a pair of name-brand shoes that she had to get immediately. Her dreams of being adopted had included fantasies of the perfect family, which meant getting anything you wanted.
Halfway across Texas, my husband complained, Honey, I feel awful.
I felt his head—he had a raging fever.
I feel bad too,
echoed our eleven-year-old diabetic son. Testing revealed John was approaching diabetic coma.
Later that night, we cajoled a doctor into coming to the motel. Flu,
he pronounced over Jim. Ma’am, your husband needs bed rest and lots of fluids—get to Phoenix as quickly as you can. And watch your boy closely. Be sure he gets exercise and the right foods.
The next two days blurred as I followed Jim’s car. Our biggest excitement was watching flashing blue lights approach. I’m not giving you a ticket, ma’am,
the officer drawled. I know you were just trying to keep up with your husband.
Jim winked at me and whispered, I was just trying to get out of your way.
He was right. I was the one with the lead foot.
He drove slowly after that, slumped over the wheel, hazy eyes attempting focus. At each pit stop,
he slept in the back seat until I returned with whatever flu food
I could scrounge.
Run around and around the car,
I commanded John, and eat every last bite of your food.
Clay and Melissa, our two youngest, scrunched down in the seat, arguing who would have to ride with Dad next. It hadn’t even occurred to me to wonder if I’d packed fabric softener.
We arrived in the Valley of the Sun during a fierce storm. I would have been more appreciative if I’d known we wouldn’t see rain again for nearly a year.
Jim collapsed at the motel, dutifully sipping another Sprite. Martha wondered what kind of family they had given her to when I hollered, Let’s get out of here. Daddy needs some quiet.
I drove carefully, squinting at street signs and blinded by headlights reflected in the slick streets, until I located a large mall. As we spiraled around in the parking garage, I prayed I’d quickly find a theatre. Lucky me—I found it before the movie ended.
Our second day in the motel, Jim awoke and pronounced himself cured. We drove on.
His new job had promised less travel and more family time, so it seemed like a cruel joke when he was sent out of town for days immediately after our arrival. Poor guy.
Meanwhile, the children and I unpacked and settled into our new neighborhood. I quickly located a diabetic specialist, found a grocery store, and stocked the pantry with essentials. When I attacked the mountain of dirty clothes, I realized I’d forgotten fabric softener on my shopping list.
The something
was Martha’s
new training bra, firmly and
cruelly pinned to her sweater
by static electricity.
When Jim returned home he said,