Life Lessons from Elvis

By Anthony Rubino

Life Lessons from Elvis is a long overdue book that allows Elvis, the King of Rock and Roll, or whatever you want to call him to share things his life has taught him such as:

• The right cape can be very slimming.
• Never wear metal-based fabric in a thunderstorm.
• Gyrate responsibly.
• There's nothing like the look in your little girl's eyes when you present her with her very first monogrammed golf cart.
• You've got to be firm with children, especially when they're your wife.
• Your hair can be downright "Pompadourable" if you comb it just right.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Thomas Nelson
• Release date: Jul 9, 2006
• ISBN: 9781418579883

Anthony Rubino

An Adams Media author.

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Copyright © 2006 by Anthony Rubino Jr.

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Published by Rutledge Hill Press, a Division of Thomas Nelson, Inc., P.O. Box 141000, Nashville, Tennessee 37214.

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The photo on ♣ is adapted from a photo in the National Archives.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Rubino, Anthony, 1966–

Life lessons from Elvis : a parody / Anthony Rubino Jr.

p. cm.

ISBN 1-4016-0248-7

1. Presley, Elvis, 1935–1977—Humor. I. Title.

PN6231.P695R93 2006

818'.602—dc22

2006000662

Printed in China

06 07 08 09 10 — 5 4 3 2 1

To Those Friends of Mine Who Ain’t

Never Caught a Rabbit

CONTENTS

SPECIAL THANKS

INTRODUCTION

LIIE LESSONS FROM ELVIS

ABOUT NTHONY RUBINO JR

SPECIAL THANKS

Extra special thanks to Elvis for existing and for being everything he is to so many people. A book like this would not be possible if he wasn’t so unassailably cool.

Special thanks to all those people who followed Elvis around and said things like: Gold toilet seats are not just attractive, but practical; If you’re gonna buy

Reviews for Life Lessons from Elvis

[atomicmutant · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Awesome. How to live your life right. TCB, baby.