The Year Nick McGowan Came to Stay

By Rebecca Sparrow

It’s 1989 and Rachel Hill is the girl most likely to succeed at her school and most likely to have everything under control. That is, until her father invites the moody Nick McGowan to live with them. With the help of her best friend Zoe, Rachel prepares herself for Nick McGowan to move into her old bedroom and into her life. Nick immediately pegs Rachel as uptight and having bad taste in music. Rachel immediately labels Nick as hopeless and as having a bad attitude. Despite their initial mutual antipathy, however, a secret from Nick’s past will draw them together and make the year Nick McGowan came to stay one that Rachel will never forget. This funny and witty tale expertly describes the universal themes of awkward adolescence and first crushes.

• Language: English
• Publisher: University of Queensland Press
• Release date: Jul 1, 2013
• ISBN: 9780702252297

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Rebecca Sparrow has earned a living selling touch lamps, working as a nanny, a travel writer, a television publicist, a marketing executive, a magazine editor, a television scriptwriter, a newspaper columnist and a secret shopper (once). Rebecca’s first novel, The Girl Most Likely, was published in 2003 and is currently in development to be turned into a feature film. Her second novel, The Year Nick McGowan Came to Stay, was published in 2006 and debuted as a stage play in 2007. Her third novel, Joel & Cat Set the Story Straight, was co-written with Nick Earls and published in 2007. Her fourth book, Find Your Tribe (and 9 other things I wish I’d known in high school), was published in March 2010. The sequel, Find Your Feet (the 8 things I wish I’d known before I left high school), will be published in September 2013.

Rebecca currently writes a weekly column for www.mamamia.com.au. She lives in Brisbane with her family. For more information about Rebecca, visit www.rebeccasparrow.com.

Also by Rebecca Sparrow

The Girl Most Likely

Find Your Tribe (and 9 other things I wish I’d known in high school)

Find Your Feet (the 8 things I wish I’d known before I left high school)

For Nicola Shew, Katrina Martin, Stephanie Oldroyd and Katie Greenwood, who made my high-school years so much fun.

And for Brad.

Rumours started going around about Nick McGowan pretty much as soon as school went back. Some people said he’d tried to overdose on sleeping tablets, and th at his best friend in Middlemount had found him slumped over in his car and been forced to give him mouth-to-mouth. Others said he had to have his stomach pumped.That he’d left a note asking to be buried in his Dire Straits T-shirt. And that under no circumstances was anyone to play anything by Bette Midler or from the movie Beaches at his funeral. Kate Winter, one of the pretty boarder girls who hung around in Nick’s group, who had the physique of a greyhound and a fondness for heavy black eyeliner, told anyone who would listen that the rumours were bollocks. She’d seen him over the summer break – gone and seen Cocktail with him at the Emerald cinema. New Year’s Eve marked the anniversary of Mrs McGowan’s death, she said, while teasing her strawberry-blond fringe to within an inch of its life. So the Christmas holidays were always hard for Nick and his dad.

Back then I wasn’t sure what happened to Nick McGowan the summer before we started our senior year. What I did know was that he went from being the first Year 11 student to top every subject to the first prefect to be stripped of his badge. And kicked out of the boarding house. On the night of the swimming carnival, at eleven forty-five p.m., Nick McGowan got out of bed, changed into his school uniform and systematically set off every fire alarm in the boys’ boarding house. They eventually found him sitting on the Chapel steps – in clear view of the principal’s house – smoking a pack of Benson & Hedges and doing his German homework. When Mr Tallon, the principal, asked Nick what he was doing, he said that he had a German quiz the next day.

And that’s when the P&C were called, my dad got involved and my troubles really began.

I’m staring at an eggtimer, and for the first time in a week I’m wishing it would hurry up. That the sand would fill just a little faster so that I could have an excuse to get off the phone.

‘Are you even listening to me?’

No. ‘Yeah, yeah. Zoë, you have two minutes.’

‘How can you even tell? What does two minutes of sand even look like? This is very Brady-esque. Didn’t Mike make the Brady kids time their phone calls using an eggtimer?’

‘It was a payphone. He installed a payphone into the lounge room. Zee, I’m really . . .’

‘Your parents seriously come up with the most bizarre punishments. You know I think if my parents found me making a one-hour international phone call, they’d just be happy that I was at home. As my mother says, if she can see me it means I’m not out somewhere getting pregnant or doing drugs. You know she’s started subtly trying to check my arms for track marks. She keeps saying she’s looking for moles, but I know what she’s doing. She thinks I’m a teenage crackhead waiting to happen. I think she’s been watching too much Degrassi.’

‘We have about a minute. Hurry up. Say whatever it is that you rang to say.’

‘Okay. Pleeease come to the party. Pleeease.’

‘What? We talked about this today. No less than an hour ago, outside the school gates. I’ve already told you I’m not going.’

‘Just for an hour?’

‘No.’

‘Just for half an hour?’

‘No.’ I nestle the cordless phone into my shoulder, take off my shoes and start to unzip my maroon uniform. I’m tired, and the last thing I feel like doing is having this conversation about some lame party in two weeks’ time. I’ve got homework to start. It’s week two and I already have three assignments. Welcome to Year 12.

‘But you said that 1989 was going to be the year you loosened up a bit, let your hair down – became a bit more social.’

‘No I didn’t.’

‘Well you should’ve. And it’s ridiculous for you not to be there when everyone else from the play is going. Even the stage crew.’

‘Why is Sally even throwing that party now? I mean Lady Windermere’s Fan all happened at the end of last year – we should have had a cast party then, not now. Not three months later.’

‘Well she couldn’t have it then because her parents wouldn’t let her, but now they’ve gone to New Zealand and her older brother’s in charge. So you’ve gotta come.’

‘Zee, you’ve known me since I was five. You should know that once I make up my mind, that’s it. I am not going to the party. I’ve got assignments to start. This is a big year, and I plan to stay focused and work really hard.’

‘Who starts work on their assignments in week two? I swear, sometimes it’s like you’re a thirty-five-year-old trapped in a seventeen-year-old’s body.’

‘Well, that was a waste of ten seconds.’

‘God you’re in a cranky mood.’

‘I’m tired, Zee. I just walked in the door. My feet hurt. And in an hour I have to go and be perky in front of fifteen four-year-olds . . . Dad!’

My father’s face has suddenly appeared at my door.

‘Rachel, when you’re off the phone, your mother and I would like to talk to you about something.’

I nod. He leaves. I feel my face drain.

I turn back to the phone. ‘Ohmygod. They know.’

‘Huh? Why are you whispering?’

‘Geez, Zoë. I said, ohmygod they know.’

‘No they don’t. You’re being paranoid.’

But all I can think as I hang up the phone is, we’re dead.

I knew there was trouble when I saw the chocolate cupcakes. In our house, the appearance of chocolate is a sign. A bad omen. A jinx. A red flag that something bad is about to go down. In short, the shittiest moments of my life have all unfolded in the presence of chocolate-based desserts. In 1982 a plate of chocolate brownies appeared minutes before Dad casually mentioned that he’d accidentally thrown my Lady Di scrapbook into the backyard incinerator. In 1984, chocolate crackles were served as Mum announced that Caitlin, my younger sister, had accidentally taped over the episode of ‘A Country Practice’ when Molly died. Before I’d had a chance to watch it. In 1987 chocolate mousse was on the table when Mum and Dad broke the news that I needed braces. And last year Mum had a chocolate jaffa pie in the oven when Dad announced that his work conference in LA had been cancelled. So instead of going to Disneyland for the school holidays, we’d be going camping. At Yeppoon. Again. Sensing our disappointment, Dad reached into his pocket and produced four tickets to ‘Disney on Ice’. I smiled and said it sounded fun. Caitlin said that she hoped Mickey slipped and that Donald ice-skated over his throat. She was a little bitter back then and, at thirteen, had the looks of a Dolly model and the charm of Lizzy Borden.

So when I walked into the kitchen on Thursday evening and saw the plate of chocolate cupcakes on the table, the Psycho shower-scene music played in my head. I knew big trouble was brewing. I just didn’t know what.

‘What is it? What’s wrong?’ My fingers rap on the kitchen bench.

They glance at each other. My mind starts reeling, and I try to calm myself down. This could be about anything. A whole range of other bad news. Maybe Caitlin is returning home early from her exchange in France. Maybe they’re about to get a divorce. Maybe I was adopted and my disarmingly hirsute birth mother wanted to reclaim me and take me on the road as part of her Circus Oz act. Or. Or they know. In which case, I’m dead.

‘So how are you?’ Mum pats the seat next to hers at the kitchen table.

‘Okaaay.’

So they don’t know about the enormous scratch on the car. Haven’t noticed the dodgy job Zoë and I did with the white car pen we bought from Repco. Zoë convinced me that the colouring-in would work since she did it all the time with the chipped wooden hat stands at CopperWorld. In both Zoë’s world and CopperWorld, there’s nothing that a good bit of colouring-in can’t fix. I look at my parents’ faces. If they did know about the scratch, my mother wouldn’t be quite this calm. Still, I have a horrible feeling about this talk. I think I’m about to get another ‘sex is about love’ speech. Or maybe Mum’s pregnant. I think I’m going to be sick.

‘How’s school going so far?’ asks Mum.

I narrow my eyes. ‘Good.’

‘Still enjoying French?’ she says.

‘Yep.’

‘La fourchette,’ says my dad, slowly, as though he suspects I may be mildly retarded. ‘That’s French for fork.’

I turn and stare at my father blankly. I’ve been learning French since I was ten years old. I can debate the convenience of school uniforms; the importance of democracy and the reasons Australia should be a republic all in near-perfect French. But in my father’s head, there exists the possibility that when it comes to français I am yet to master cutlery.

And then Dad says, ‘So, Rachel, what we want to talk about is how you feel about Nick McGowan.’

And before I can say, ‘Ohmygod, what is that supposed to mean?’ I’m listening in horror as my parents inform me that Nick McGowan, Nick ‘Oh is that a fire alarm? Excuse me while I set it off’ McGowan, Nick ‘sleeping-tablet lover’ McGowan, Nick ‘I only go out with girls who have the IQ of squid’ McGowan will be moving into Caitlin’s bedroom for the rest of the year. And that I need to make him as welcome as possible.

‘What? I’m sorry, but what?’

‘There was a P&C meeting last night. Now obviously Nick has broken the rules and the school can’t allow him to continue on as a boarder.’

‘Yes,’ I say. ‘That’s right, because he’s gone mental,’ I say.

‘Because he’s had a tough time recently,’ corrects my mother. ‘Mr Tallon explained to us that he’s a straight A student and a great

Reviews for The Year Nick McGowan Came to Stay

[coolmama_1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

What a lovely story!17 year old Rachel lives in Australia with her folks and attends school as a day student. Nick McGowen gets expelled and goes to live with her family for a few weeks. This is the story of what happens during those weeks. Nick is the hottest boy in school and Rachel is at the age where everything her parents due humiliate her (I know what that's like!) An adorable read!

[rsladden_1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Book for young readersEasy to read, great story that reminds you how embarassing your parents can be and how challenging adolesence is

[nicolen_83 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Rachel is in her senior year and she must focus on getting good grades but then she must focus on other things when Nick McGowan (the hottest guy in school) comes to stay at her house. Nick used to get good grades until something happened over the summer break and now he's the bad kid. Rachel and Nick don't like each other and Rachel creates her own 'fake' boyfriend, just to impress him. As the days go by, they both start to know more about each other and start to discover secrets about each other that were twisted with rumours. Rachel and Nick begin to understand each other and a new friendship also begins.

[ash600-888477 · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Amazing!! I finished it at 2 in the morning!