Just a Couple of Days

Written by Tony Vigorito

Narrated by Bernard Setaro Clark

A game of graffiti tag starts on an overpass when Blip Korterly paints a simple phrase – “Uh-oh.” Anonymously, an interlocutor responds: “When?” “Just a couple of days,” Blip writes back. But what happens in just a couple of days? A lot. Blip is placed under arrest. Blip’s friend, molecular biologist Dr. Flake Fountain, is recruited into a secret research project that conducts human experiments. A virus is found to render victims incapable of communication. What could happen if this were to be let loose on the population? Just a Couple of Days features absurd, larger-than-life characters who speak in satirical, playful prose in this underground cult classic.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lantern Audio
• Release date: Mar 9, 2015
• ISBN: 9781942248361

Tony Vigorito

Tony Vigorito is the author of the award-winning and critically-acclaimed underground hits, "Just a Couple of Days," "Nine Kinds of Naked," and "Love and Other Pranks." Visit www.TonyVigorito.com to read his numerous essays as well as extended samples from all of his books.

Reviews for Just a Couple of Days

[sturlington_1 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

I liked this unusual entry in the end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it genre just about to the end, where it all really fell apart on me. Until then, I was enjoying the account of a manmade virus, engineered as a “humane” weapon, that renders human communication impossible and is unexpectedly let loose on the populace. The virus’s designers and the story’s narrator, a rather self-pitying, forlorn geneticist hired to find a cure, survive in an underground bunker. But the novel doesn’t fulfill its early promise. There are unexpected effects of the virus, to be sure, but they are not fully explored or explained. And the end peters out, as if the author had painted himself into a corner — which, considering that his first-person narrator had contracted the virus himself and was no longer able to write a coherent story that we could read, he had.

[anndar_1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

I read this awhile ago but remembered that it became one of my favorites - very original story and I enjoyed the writing style.

[stubbyfingers_1 · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

I finished reading this a couple of weeks ago. Over all I just didn't like it. I really liked the general idea behind the book and a lot of the thoughts the author brought up I found to be fascinating. But I couldn't get over the author's sense of humor. It was obvious the author was trying to be funny, but for some reason I just wasn't amused, only annoyed. I'll admit that it's entirely possible that my opinion of the book was influenced by my mood while I was reading it. My dad died during the time that I was reading this book--maybe I just wasn't in the mood to be amused.

[princemuchao · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

The first 21 pages of this book are available for download at justacoupleofdays.com.From it's introductory question: "Why aren't apples called reds?" and the brief, meandering meditation upon the femininity of questions, the masculinity of answers and the essence of the question itself, I suspected I was going to like this book.Immediately you notice that Vigorito's words flow with grace – "I hasten to add that he was not what you might term psychotic. Rather, he lost himself somewhere on the harmless side of lunacy, slightly south of innocuous but definitely north of demented." – calling to mind on reflection Hamlet being mad only when the wind is southerly.When Dr. Blip Korterly paints out all of the graffiti in a busy underpass and replaces it with "UH-OH", the city becomes enamored, wondering what it means. This peaked someone's interest and they graffitied "WHEN?". In response, the Doctor jocularly responds with "JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS".Dr, Flake Fountain, a molecular geneticist and friend to Blip, is narrating the story and is perhaps the only character in the book who is not an exaggerated stereotype. His cynicism is welcome to contradict Blip and his wife Sofia's hippie outlook.An interesting situation that occurs early in the book sums up Blip and Sophia well. They make homemade bread, and Blip marvels at the way Sophia strategically cuts the bread so that it will fit in the toaster. Sophia tells Blip that she was copying what HE did that same morning, but then Blip responds that he actually cut the bread after it had been toasted and had used their historic method of flipping the bread halfway through the toaster's cycle to get the whole thing toasted. The upshot of which is that Sophia was copying something she thought Blip had done but that he hadn't. Sophia then shrewdly asks: "Where did that idea come from?"This sort of intellectual curiosity abounds in the book and soon Vigorito begins to explore what the lack of a symbolic facility would engender for humanity. Unfortunately, he is not very successful at this because he changes the rules midstream and instead, inexplicably, explores a telepathic dystopian love and dance fest. I'm looking forward to reading a fiction exploring language and concepts (chess, or Cooknote Fiberglass) instead of language and objects (apples).There were some other problems with the book. This is the author's first and I think it shows in the pacing of the story. It was printed by Bast Books out of Columbus, Ohio, so I assume that he did not have an especially talented editor to tighten this up. The Book o' Billets-doux chapters added nothing to the story, with the exception of the last, and were completely skimmable. There is a section at the end of the book that brought Ayn Rand vividly to mind, but only because Vigorito makes the grave stylistic error of writing an entire chapter that preaches a philosophy – the content itself is exactly opposite that of Rand. Finally, as I said earlier, many of the supporting characters were greatly exaggerated, stereotypical characters. I think this might have been on purpose, though I can't imagine why.Of special interest to Discordians is Sofia and Blip's daughter, Dandelion, who acts like Eris incarnate. Her first word was "Gardyloo!", which is what people hollered out their windows before they threw out their chamber pots in medieval times. Until she was three, dandelion would come into the room when adults were talking, listen intently to what a person was saying and when they were finished reply with a grand "Gardyloo!"Also, Sofia bends all of her knives to 23.5 degrees, claiming she heard someone in a coffee house say that they were more ergonomically correct that way – it was probably Omar and Mal-2 talking, after returning from the bowling alley, but Vigorito doesn't say.Loki is also referred to as a trickster god of chaos: "He is a mockery of order, a braying heretic." And "At his discretion, Loki may tickle us tenderly or fling the wickedest of insults, but he promises to leave a greater approximation of truth in his wake." These sentences could just as easily apply to Our Lady.I'm torn over this book. The author's voice and inherent intellectual curiosity will ensure that I'll pick up his next, but I think he still has lots to learn about his craft. A quick glance at the reviews on Amazon confirm what I suspected: most people who read this and bothered to post there really loved it, and can't understand how anyone could not.I think it is so hard to find a story that steps outside the normal boundaries of commercial fiction, but is still accessible, that when something like this comes along it is embraced aggressively by many people despite any flaws it may have.