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    How to Rob a Bank
    How to Rob a Bank
    How to Rob a Bank
    Audiobook5 hours

    How to Rob a Bank

    Written by Tom Mitchell

    Narrated by Chris Nelson

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    A funny, filmic and fast-paced crime-caper by a hilarious new voice in middle-grade fiction, ideal for readers aged 10 and up.

    Some people rob banks because they’re greedy. Others enjoy the adrenalin rush. Me? I robbed a bank because of guilt. Specifically: guilt and a Nepalese scented candle…

    When fifteen-year-old Dylan accidentally burns down the house of the girl he’s trying to impress, he feels that only a bold gesture can make it up to her. A gesture like robbing a bank to pay for her new home.

    Only an unwanted Saturday job, a tyrannical bank manager, and his unfinished history homework lie between Dylan and the heist of century. And really, what’s the worst that could happen?

    A funny, cinematic, ill-advised comedy-crime adventure perfect for gamers, heist movie fans, and anyone who loves a laugh.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins Publishers
    Release dateMar 7, 2019
    ISBN9780008276522

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    • 5/5
      This was an awesome book! Too bad it ends in a cliffhanger. I liked this much better than Sally Green's other work, Half Bad. I hope she writes more of this story!