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    Mrs. Patty Is Batty!
    Mrs. Patty Is Batty!
    Mrs. Patty Is Batty!
    Audiobook53 minutes

    Mrs. Patty Is Batty!

    Written by Dan Gutman

    Narrated by Jared Goldsmith

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    A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRecorded Books, Inc.
    Release dateFeb 21, 2014
    ISBN9781470390914
    Author

    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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