How Not to Get Married: A no-nonsense guide to weddings... from a photographer who has seen it ALL
Written by George Mahood
Narrated by Nathaniel Priestley
4.5/5
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About this audiobook
“…beautiful, funny, sometimes heart-breaking…”
“…I’m a vicar and I laughed all the way through…”
“…he’s like a young Bill Bryson…”
“…should be required reading…”
Something old. Something new. Something a wedding photographer would never tell you… until today.
After a decade photographing over 250 weddings, author George Mahood is ready to lift the lid on the industry and expose the truths about what he has learned.
Sometimes controversial, often insightful, but always amusing, George Mahood offers some practical advice to those planning their own wedding, sharing stories of the weddings he photographed (as well as his own marriage), while shedding some light on the role of the wedding photographer and what it is like to document the glorious ups and often disastrous downs of the most important day in these couples' lives.
“…whether you're getting married, have no intention of getting married or are already married (insert appropriate option here), you'll have a great read…”
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5So funny! As a newlywed this book is a load of fun. Honestly, I would love more books by wedding vendors telling funny stories.