Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates
Written by Tom Robbins
Narrated by Keith Szarabajka
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"Tom Robbins has a grasp on things that dazzles the brain and he's also a world-class storyteller."
--Thomas Pynchon
In Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, his seventh and biggest novel, the wise, witty, always gutsy Tom Robbins brings onstage the most complex and compelling character he has ever created.
Switters is a contradiction for all seasons: an anarchist who works for the government, a pacifist who carries a gun, a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy, a cyberwhiz who hates computers, a robust bon vivant who can be as squeamish as any fop, a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).
Yet there is nothing remotely wishy-washy about Switters. He doesn't merely pack a pistol. He is a pistol.
And as we dog Switters's strangely elevated heels across four continents, in and out of love and danger, Robbins explores, challenges, mocks, and celebrates virtually every major aspect of our mercurial era.
As many listeners well know, to describe a Tom Robbins plot does not begin to describe a Tom Robbins novel. Moreover, the internationally acclaimed, best-selling author, with his love of language, nuance, and surprise, is as opposed to story summations as J.D. Salinger. It is revealing, however, to learn what things Robbins lists as having influenced the writing of Fierce Invalids.
Robbins also has said that throughout the writing of Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates he was guided by the advice of Julia Child: "Learn to handle hot things. Keep your knives sharp. Above all, have a good time."
Perhaps that is why he has managed to write a provocative, rascally novel that takes no prisoners—and yet is upbeat, romantic, meaningful, adventurous, edifying, and fun.
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Reviews for Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Excellent Book!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I LOVE THIS BOOK
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This book was listed recently in EW as one of Johnny Dep's favorite. Dep seems the kind of fella that's off the deep end in taste so I thought I would read it and see why he liked it so much.
It is kind if hard to appreciate a protagonist who is a pedophile and who engages in anal sex with a nun. Perhaps this gives us... insight as to Dep's relationship with Roman Polanski!
Robbins uses wonderful flowery, flowing language, however he bleeds this over into his characters speech. Although American's can be sarcastic they are not droll and have the dry humour of the British however Switters, the CIA agent, seems to take on decidedly MI5 characteristics. Perhaps Robbins should leave the spy telling to the author that does it best, John Le Carre.
Don't get me wrong I loved the language and I have no scruples about reading about pedophilia and anal intercourse with a nun, I just don't want my hero, flawed as he maybe, the have these faults. It makes one just a little squeamish and unable to relax enough to really enjoy Robbins wonderful language. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I love every one of Robbins' books - each for its own unique humor and zany take on reality. Though fantastic and improbable, his stories always ring true on a certain level - mostly because they are so wonderfully charming. He makes us want to meet his goofy characters and get drunk with them.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5There is just never anything negative to say about Tom Robbins. He writes utterly bizarre outlandish stories but somehow they just work, he manages to make these crazy tales into things that force you to really work your mind, think, and gain new perspectives on life & the world.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A lovely interlude from reality. How could one explain the plot of this little tome -- a CIA agent goes to South America to release his grandmother's aging parrot back into the wild but ends up getting a spell cast on him by a pyramid-headed shaman that forbids him for setting foot on ground, thus confining him to a wheelchair and later stilts provided by former nuns cloistered in Syria with names such as Masked Beauty, ZuZu and Bob. Only Tom Robbins would come up with this stuff. A nice take on religion too. Not my favorite Robbins, but close to the top.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I can't help thinking of Tom Robbins as a poor man's Vonnegut: much more (too) flowery writing with much less interesting ideas
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5I haven't been able to finish a Robbins since Still Life. But I keep trying. I begin to forget why.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of my favorite books ever. If you're not hooked after the first 5 or 10 pages, then don't bother.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I really enjoyed listening to this novel. I think the reader was pretty special but, that notwithstanding, I loved the way Mr. Robbins played with words and made word pictures. I even liked the jackass-ishness of the main character. His storytelling style resonated with me I guess. I was a little disappointed with the ending though; I'm not sure what I would have liked and I wasn't expecting any particular event to finish the work but I was left a little high and dry.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of the handful of books I have read and thoroughly enjoyed more than once. Tom Robbins at his twisted finest. Art, jungle intrigue, religion, and a schooling in names for the hoo hoo; what more could one ask for in a book?
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5
Not as fast paced and lacking some of his usual wit. I prefer his first 4 or 5 novels to this one... - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5By far the most delightful, unexpected, boisterous, enchanting and entertaining book I've ever read. It is wonderful and unconventionally inspirational.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Robbins can do no wrong. He is wildly entertaining, always, but especially in this.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of my favorite pieces of contemporary fiction. Robbins is hysterical.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of Robbins' best works. Again his characters are unbelievably eccentric--a witch doctor with a pyramid shaped head. A matisse model turned nun; rogue cia agents,and let's not forget the bald parrot! Throw in a Vatican cover-up of prophesies from an apparition of the Virgin Mary and a witch doctor's curse that the protagonists feet must never touch the ground again, and you have an awfully entertaining tale with TR giving it to the Catholic church again. Robbins' analogies make me laugh out loud!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5One of his funniest. although I kept wondering just how long this poor man had gone without sex when he wrote it ;~)
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Robbins at his best with a look at espionage