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Your correspondence to VIZ editor HAMPTON DOUBLEDAY
I SIMPLY don’t believe that a working class bloke like Jesus would refer to a sit-down meal with his mates as a supper. Supper would be them all watching telly and eating some cheese and biscuits, or perhaps a bit of toast. What they had that fateful night was ‘The Last Tea’. Is it too much to ask that the writers of sacred texts be slightly more accurate with their reporting?
Chris Kehoe, Bolton
PEOPLE often accuse MPs of being out of touch with normal people, and having no knowledge of the everyday problems faced by their constituents. However, with so many of them regularly facing allegations of sexual impropriety and financial misconduct, I must say that I for one feel a strong affinity with our parliamentary representatives. It seems we truly are all ‘in it together’. Three cheers for our parliamentary perverts and fraudsters.
Steve Crouch, Peterborough
WHY DO these digital marketing companies keep telling me I can work from the comfort of my own home? My house is an absolute shithole. Give me a nice, comfy office any day.
Bangs, Norwich
MY FAVOURITE TV programme is BBC’s The Weather Forecast with Tomasz Schafernaker. I taped last night’s episode to watch later as I was down the pub, so please – no spoilers.
The Owl, Northfields
‘WHAT doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,’ or so they say. Yet I had the shits last week and whilst it didn’t kill me, I felt weak as a kitten. Although to be fair my farts had never been so robust.
Lenny Sherman, London
WHY IS it that footballers these days are such snowflakey wimps? I’ve just read a biography of Billy Liddell who played for Liverpool back in the 40s and 50s, and he once kicked a shot at goal so hard that it broke the keeper’s arm. Now, that’s a proper footballer.
Chess Player, Wirral
news this evening, Rishi Sunak claimed that his government was making ‘record breaking improvements’ to the NHS. But surely claims such as this require a representative from the to be present to give confirmation, and I didn’t see one. Unless someone like Norris McWhirter is standing alongside the PM to verify his statements, I shall take everything he says with a pinch of salt. And if Guinness
