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GAG OF THE MONTH
BETTER OFF DEAD
AN OLDER couple were visiting Jerusalem and taking in the sights. Unfortunately, while they were there, the wife passed away.
The mortician told the husband, “You can ship your late wife home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150.”
The man thought about it for a minute, then decided he would have her shipped home.
The mortician asked the man,
