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A wolf among sheeple on my night flight

How long will it be before overweight airline customers like me will be weighed along with their luggage and compelled to pay for two seats on budget airlines?

The sardine-can-like conditions of my short-haul aisle seat from Klagenfurt to Stansted seemed worse than usual, owing to my recent fondness for breakfast croissants with black-cherry compote, a balm in troubled times.

It meant, as part of a cohort of other overweight Britons, that I hardly had room to fold down my tray for my warm gin and tonic without ice.

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