John: How did the grizzly catch the fish?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.
—William L., Magnolia, Texas
PETER: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
DANIEL: I’m not sure.
PETER: “You’re going places.”
Peter C., Antioch, California
Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music?
Leonora: I don’t know.