Benson: Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
Michael: No. What’s that?
Benson: It’s just nuts. —Benson R., Rockwall, Texas
MARIANO: What sound does a dizzy turkey make?
JEANNINE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: “Wobble, wobble.”
Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
LOUIS: How did the bee get out of timeout?
ETHAN: How?
LOUIS: He was on his best bee-havior!
Louis A., Levittown, New York
