Izzack: What do you call Frosty in the middle of May?
Bob: What?
Izzack: A puddle.
—Izzack C., Warren, Michigan
KARTHIK: What did one snowman say to the other after it returned from a skiing trip?
FRED: What did it say?
KARTHIK: “It’s snow good to be back.”
Karthik B., Fremont, California
Miles: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Miles: Figs.
Josh: Figs,